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April 13th, 2012, 10:55 PM	#381
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts	One day when I visit Australia, I'll try a cliché on someone: "That's no knife. That's a knife".... and probably get beat up.

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it would be very hot, with icky spiders, icky snakes. what if you lived in London? with all the prats?

There are prats everywhere-Even in Yorkshire...

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There are prats everywhere-Even in Yorkshire...

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One day when I visit Australia, I'll trya cliché on someone: "That's no knife. That's a knife".... and probably get beat up.

Now you know why America has sent marines to Australia - they must learn from these tough people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLS3RGesIFQ

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but smart people like you

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If only you'd spent the day with me today, your definition of smart might have to get re-written

But that's another story......Melbourne city, shopping malls and me don't mix

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Now you know why America has sent marines to Australia - they must learn from these tough people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLS3RGesIFQ

If you need to find an Australian, your chances are statistically much better anywhere in the vicinity of a fight or a free drink.

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If you need to find an Australian, your chances are statistically much better anywhere in the vicinity of a fight or a free drink.

All the Australians I met were polite people, and even Crocodile Dundee seemed charming when he made the gangsters run away

Of course, I haven't seen an angry Australian yet, so you could be right

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One day when I visit Australia, I'll trya cliché on someone: "That's no knife. That's a knife".... and probably get beat up.

Or laughed at. Or laughed at while being beaten up.

Did you know kangaroos & emus can't 'back up', or move backwards?
I guess the makers figured they wouldn't need to in a place the size of Oz.

I had a Land-Rover like that once.

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Or laughed at. Or laughed at while being beaten up.

I was in australia and all i got was this lousy t-shirt.

http://gordanazikic.files.wordpress....021.jpg?w=1024

(just kidding

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Btw, that is a knife.

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