Best wanking experience - Page 3

Estreeter · March 11th, 2009, 03:05 AM

My best wanking experience does not actually involve wanking,
It's telling people who wont admit they wank how good it is or trying to get it out of them that they have and love it

**tabler** · March 11th, 2009, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

My best wanking experience does not actually involve wanking,
It's telling people who wont admit they wank how good it is or trying to get it out of them that they have and love it

That is absolutly true! a few years ago I was a member of a well known mens club (Im to old now, look at my knickname, give you a clue?) porn was passed around constantly and I was a voracious recipient, one night a guy (hoping to show me up) said, what do you do with all the porn, I said, well I fucking wank, what do you do watch it for artistic content?
A few members rang me the next day to say how refreshing and honest that was. At the end of the day, porn is really for one reason only!

Phew, that took some typing with my left hand.

oarmlcmf · April 20th, 2009, 09:45 AM

i was in the periodicals section of a library, filling out a request for a back issue of hot rod magazine (apr. '89 swimsuit issue, model "maria moreau". do check her out) for my amusement when i noticed that the other librarian on duty was hot as hell- prim, buxom, bespectacled, emotionally unavailable. suffice it to say that she soon became the live object of my recreational deviance for the better part of the summer. at first i was extra careful about not being noticed by her as i conducted my business. but females have a knack for sniffing out hidden agendas and it became apparent in due course that she knew what was going on, and she knew that i knew that she knew...which added a little more kick to subsequent sessions. thank gawd for librarians!!!

Edmond · April 21st, 2009, 02:37 PM

Not sure about best, but certainly most prolific session was as a student (ah, the capabilities of distant youth), watching Barbarella on a tiny black and white portable in my bedsit. The sight of Jane Fonda in and out of what basically amounted to fetish gear had me shooting my load four times during the hour and a half of the film, something I've never been able to do since.

The best experiences I've found, are when it's been a while since the last one...the orgasm is much more intense and prolonged than when one is draining oneself a couple of times a day.

Ed

okie1964 · April 27th, 2009, 12:08 PM

Certainly one of the most memorable, and unexpected wanks of my life took place at work. I was involved with software testing of cash-handling machines using real banknotes, so security was important. I worked (alone) in a room that I kept locked, with no outside windows, and only a small inspection window in the door, which looked out into the reception area of the building.

One day I glanced through this window to see one of the few girls who worked in the building talking and joking with the receptionist. She was in her early 20’s, quite curvy and wearing a short skirt which showed off a great pair of legs. She was quite animated, laughing and moving about as she told some story to the receptionist, and almost without realising it, I had my pants round my ankles and was wanking myself hard.

I didn’t know how long she’d stay in view, and if she looked in my direction I’d have to move away from the door, but my luck held. Concentrating mainly on her legs, and the way her skirt flared out as she moved, I fantasised about fucking her from behind as I pumped for all I was worth, soon reaching the point of no return. With a quick look up and down to take in her whole figure I came over the door, then moved away from the window to straighten myself out.

Now, that’s what I call software testing…..

robeston · October 8th, 2009, 10:30 AM

Back in the 1980s I had a new live-in girlfriend and we had a lot of sex, for hours at a time, and I had relearned the ability to have 'dry' orgasms and carry on for hours. (Cant do it anymore, age is a dreadful thing.) She was away and I went out drinking for a couple of days. One morning she phoned me and I got an enormous 'hangover horn' while talking to her. I went back to bed and started wanking. This was about nine-thirty in the morning and I didn't have to work that day. Before long I'd started rubbing my cock and balls with some underwear of hers, and that was extremely erotic.
Somewhow I managed to get my tackle caught up in the straps of her bra and suddenly that was a whole new sensation, the tension around my bollocks was very exciting, and I wrapped the straps around my cock-root which made my dick very swollen and rock hard.
You know how it is when you have a hangover, everything seems much more intense, and so was all this. I'd been doing this for at least an hour and was getting quite light headed and out of it, almost like being on drugs. Then I thought of the KY which we'd started using for anal (she loved that, used to tremble from head to foot with delight when my cock was fully up her arse) and spread that on my bell-end and massaged it in with my fingertips.
This went on for another hour or so until I thought I was either going to get the worst case of blueballs ever or actually pass out, so with some difficulty by now I manged to get myself to come. The amount of semen that shot out of my constricted cock was fucking enormous, and I swear I almost lost consciousness.
What with all the stimulation and the remains of the hangover I felt bloody awful for the rest of the say, but it was worth it. I've tried to get that level since then, but no good. If I had the money I'd actually pay a decent working girl to try the trick on me, perhaps she could pull it off.

**tabler** · October 8th, 2009, 11:26 AM

The Bruce forsythe fuelled fantasy flicking fest is always the finest.

ImLikeBored · October 9th, 2009, 04:20 AM

When I was about 12 years old, my mother babysat for a kid up the street. This kid had the most gorgeous mother. She was hot! One day I was assigned the task of watching him back at his apartment. When he went out to play, I went into his mothers bedroom and found a pair of blue panties hanging over the chair. I was hoping and hoping they were worn. I picked them off the chair and began to smell the crotch. I could tell right away they had been worn. I reached my hands into my pocket and jacked off. I can remember it made me so excited, I was cumming even before I had my orgasm. I shot such a stream, it looked like a water hose had sprayed my pants. I hurried and put them back and went home to clean up. It as so funny because she used to call me the neighborhood trouble-maker. I got ever with her. I wish I had kept her damn panties.

The one thing I remember about that day is that they had this poodle and he sat there on the bed and watched everything I did. Afterwards, I said to myself, "I hope that dog can't talk."

**tamsmith** · October 9th, 2009, 06:27 PM

When I was about 14. I was invited to go on holiday with my mate and his family. The parents were walkers and had an isolated family holiday cottage in the Lake District. My mate had an older sister, 19, and she had invited her friend who was 20. During the week of the holiday the friend knew my mate and I lusted after her and would give us the odd flash. For which I was most grateful of and jacked off on what I had seen each evening.

To cut a long story short the sister caught my mate having a wank and threatened to tell the parents. He blurted out about the flashes. So she told the friend, not the parents.

On the second last day of the holiday the parents and the sister were away walking and my mate and myself were in the barn as usual.

Well the friend came in and told us she knew what we had been doing. Embarrassed as f--k we both denied it. However she told us to show her our c--ks. We did and then she said, "ok you can wank them off but you cannot touch me". Then she turned around and lifted up her skirt. What a BUM!!! She did not have any knickers on. We both came full force in seconds.

Her parting comment was a laughing "that is what a woman can do for you" then more laughing.

Great memory.

Bob ß(°) (°)ßm · October 10th, 2009, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by slaphead

Sat on the front row of a strip club in soho,The Carnival I think. I waited 2 hours to get the coveted seat. Special trousers with the pocket bottoms cut off,stockings and suspenders,silky french knickers,watching the strippers watching me. Stroking my cock through the panties until I shot an huge load into my left pocket,the strippers knew what I was doing and would signal to the next girl to watch me,dance up to the edge of the stage and eyeball me....
So erotic it hurts !!

OMG, you too! Some of the best stroking I have had has been in that situation - or while watching others clandistinely

March 11th, 2009, 03:05 AM	#21
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April 21st, 2009, 02:37 PM	#24
Edmond Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 24 Thanks: 50 Thanked 1,519 Times in 24 Posts	Not sure about best, but certainly most prolific session was as a student (ah, the capabilities of distant youth), watching Barbarella on a tiny black and white portable in my bedsit. The sight of Jane Fonda in and out of what basically amounted to fetish gear had me shooting my load four times during the hour and a half of the film, something I've never been able to do since. The best experiences I've found, are when it's been a while since the last one...the orgasm is much more intense and prolonged than when one is draining oneself a couple of times a day. Ed __________________ Everything...all the time

October 8th, 2009, 10:30 AM	#26
robeston Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 89 Thanks: 1,055 Thanked 594 Times in 78 Posts	Back in the 1980s I had a new live-in girlfriend and we had a lot of sex, for hours at a time, and I had relearned the ability to have 'dry' orgasms and carry on for hours. (Cant do it anymore, age is a dreadful thing.) She was away and I went out drinking for a couple of days. One morning she phoned me and I got an enormous 'hangover horn' while talking to her. I went back to bed and started wanking. This was about nine-thirty in the morning and I didn't have to work that day. Before long I'd started rubbing my cock and balls with some underwear of hers, and that was extremely erotic. Somewhow I managed to get my tackle caught up in the straps of her bra and suddenly that was a whole new sensation, the tension around my bollocks was very exciting, and I wrapped the straps around my cock-root which made my dick very swollen and rock hard. You know how it is when you have a hangover, everything seems much more intense, and so was all this. I'd been doing this for at least an hour and was getting quite light headed and out of it, almost like being on drugs. Then I thought of the KY which we'd started using for anal (she loved that, used to tremble from head to foot with delight when my cock was fully up her arse) and spread that on my bell-end and massaged it in with my fingertips. This went on for another hour or so until I thought I was either going to get the worst case of blueballs ever or actually pass out, so with some difficulty by now I manged to get myself to come. The amount of semen that shot out of my constricted cock was fucking enormous, and I swear I almost lost consciousness. What with all the stimulation and the remains of the hangover I felt bloody awful for the rest of the say, but it was worth it. I've tried to get that level since then, but no good. If I had the money I'd actually pay a decent working girl to try the trick on me, perhaps she could pull it off. Last edited by robeston; October 8th, 2009 at 10:42 AM..

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April 20th, 2009, 09:45 AM	#23
oarmlcmf Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 34 Thanks: 155 Thanked 645 Times in 31 Posts	i was in the periodicals section of a library, filling out a request for a back issue of hot rod magazine (apr. '89 swimsuit issue, model "maria moreau". do check her out) for my amusement when i noticed that the other librarian on duty was hot as hell- prim, buxom, bespectacled, emotionally unavailable. suffice it to say that she soon became the live object of my recreational deviance for the better part of the summer. at first i was extra careful about not being noticed by her as i conducted my business. but females have a knack for sniffing out hidden agendas and it became apparent in due course that she knew what was going on, and she knew that i knew that she knew...which added a little more kick to subsequent sessions. thank gawd for librarians!!!

April 27th, 2009, 12:08 PM	#25
okie1964 Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 58 Thanks: 1,109 Thanked 1,578 Times in 54 Posts	Certainly one of the most memorable, and unexpected wanks of my life took place at work. I was involved with software testing of cash-handling machines using real banknotes, so security was important. I worked (alone) in a room that I kept locked, with no outside windows, and only a small inspection window in the door, which looked out into the reception area of the building. One day I glanced through this window to see one of the few girls who worked in the building talking and joking with the receptionist. She was in her early 20’s, quite curvy and wearing a short skirt which showed off a great pair of legs. She was quite animated, laughing and moving about as she told some story to the receptionist, and almost without realising it, I had my pants round my ankles and was wanking myself hard. I didn’t know how long she’d stay in view, and if she looked in my direction I’d have to move away from the door, but my luck held. Concentrating mainly on her legs, and the way her skirt flared out as she moved, I fantasised about fucking her from behind as I pumped for all I was worth, soon reaching the point of no return. With a quick look up and down to take in her whole figure I came over the door, then moved away from the window to straighten myself out. Now, that’s what I call software testing…..

October 9th, 2009, 04:20 AM	#28
ImLikeBored Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9 Thanks: 0 Thanked 54 Times in 8 Posts	When I was about 12 years old, my mother babysat for a kid up the street. This kid had the most gorgeous mother. She was hot! One day I was assigned the task of watching him back at his apartment. When he went out to play, I went into his mothers bedroom and found a pair of blue panties hanging over the chair. I was hoping and hoping they were worn. I picked them off the chair and began to smell the crotch. I could tell right away they had been worn. I reached my hands into my pocket and jacked off. I can remember it made me so excited, I was cumming even before I had my orgasm. I shot such a stream, it looked like a water hose had sprayed my pants. I hurried and put them back and went home to clean up. It as so funny because she used to call me the neighborhood trouble-maker. I got ever with her. I wish I had kept her damn panties. The one thing I remember about that day is that they had this poodle and he sat there on the bed and watched everything I did. Afterwards, I said to myself, "I hope that dog can't talk."

October 9th, 2009, 06:27 PM	#29
tamsmith Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Coming close to the Slippery Slope. Posts: 7,800 Thanks: 77,915 Thanked 280,411 Times in 9,078 Posts	When I was about 14. I was invited to go on holiday with my mate and his family. The parents were walkers and had an isolated family holiday cottage in the Lake District. My mate had an older sister, 19, and she had invited her friend who was 20. During the week of the holiday the friend knew my mate and I lusted after her and would give us the odd flash. For which I was most grateful of and jacked off on what I had seen each evening. To cut a long story short the sister caught my mate having a wank and threatened to tell the parents. He blurted out about the flashes. So she told the friend, not the parents. On the second last day of the holiday the parents and the sister were away walking and my mate and myself were in the barn as usual. Well the friend came in and told us she knew what we had been doing. Embarrassed as f--k we both denied it. However she told us to show her our c--ks. We did and then she said, "ok you can wank them off but you cannot touch me". Then she turned around and lifted up her skirt. What a BUM!!! She did not have any knickers on. We both came full force in seconds. Her parting comment was a laughing "that is what a woman can do for you" then more laughing. Great memory.