Favourite foods

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by chip

I'll bet he eats just like that

Mrs feeling real tired and under the weather so decided to fend for myself with dinner ........ and went to the local Fish N Chip joint





Chips
1 Fish (Barramundi)
2 Dims Sims
2 Potato Cakes
2 Crab Sticks
4 Calamari Rings

There goes the blood pressure

[sandhunter]

Originally Posted by chip

Max....

How exactly are your teeth shaped: thus allowing you to take a perfectly square bite of bread?!



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I really want an answer to this question also, as to chomp out a perfect square like that could mean that Max could be an alien , and I wonder if he is an illegal alien

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by sandhunter

I really want an answer to this question also, as to chomp out a perfect square like that could mean that Max could be an alien , and I wonder if he is an illegal alien

Stonehenge, Roswell, Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, Max's Bite
A mystery for the ages

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by chip

Max....

Yes Chip ....

Originally Posted by chip

How exactly are your teeth shaped: thus allowing you to take a perfectly square bite of bread?!

Argh don't know , as hadn't noticed until now
All I did is take a tiny bite
Might it be because I move (Let alone masticate) mysteriously perfectly divine in every way possible
Exactly
Could I be the second coming

If so I`ll set up a crowd funding page since only I can save the world and thus need your cash for erm , erm , pious religious reasons , yes that`s it , pious religious religious

Also bizarrely enough guess what I had for lunch today

Uh huh fish and bread



What further proof (I said ) do you all (Praise Me) need

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Could I be the second coming

I had to rub my eyes and make sure that didn't read
Could I have a second serving

[chip]

These damn things are the work of the devil.



Twice now I've bought a bag thinking that I'd have a couple here and there, and make them last a few days.

Nope. No way.

Only way to keep from eating the entire bag at once is to not buy any....or keep the bag in another room. At least then I'd get some exercise by getting up to grab a few every 5 minutes.

Open Bag = Empty Bag.

Pure evil I tell ya.

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[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by chip

Pure evil I tell ya.

So you've met my Sister then Chip

Mmmmmm was burger goodness yesterday



Hey you`ll all agree I`d earned it when see what had for lunch



Yes more tinned fish and bread !.

Thankfully though it repeated on me for a couple hours afterwards

Which was nice

[Estreeter]

Meant to post this last night, a rare for nowadays midnight snack

Chicken breast tenders, coleslaw with wicked rich aioli, swiss cheese on pita bread



and no, Max didn't use his oddly shaped teeth and mouth to square off the bread If he had there'd be no meal left at all for me

Rolled it up and .......



Mmmmm

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

and no, Max didn't use his oddly shaped teeth

Hey my jagged not of this earth inhuman fangs aren't oddly shaped -Cough- I meant , teeth. Yes that`s right . Meant my normal human teeth

That came in handy chomping me bacon saucy pasta nosh ,



Managed to fool my body into thinking it hadn't stuffed itself either ,



By eating the rest from the pan rather then putting a second and third helping in the bowl

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Managed to fool my body into thinking it hadn't stuffed itself either ,

By eating the rest from the pan rather then putting a second and third helping in the bowl

Brilliant tactic You'd be perfect for military battle strategy since armies do march on their stomach

Anyway ....



I love bread rolls, as long as they're stuffed with roast lamb and cheese