Ever been caught wanking?

[Pinkpapercut]

I've just remembered an occasion when I was caught wanking at work. It wasn't something I made a habit of, indeed it was the only time I ever did it. I think it had slipped my memory because it wasn't sexual.

Around twenty years ago I was the assistant manager of a Postgraduates Education Centre and this particular night I was the last staff member in the building. My manager, the head of the centre, was a woman of my age with a personality that was described after her dismissal by her own manager as 'pathological'.

One day she had been particularly obnoxious and as I was the last member of staff on site at closing I locked the place up, opened her office, found her coffee cup which she washed religiously before leaving work every day so that she could brew herself a cup on arriving without having to visit the staff kitchen with all we underlings, whipped out my cock, gave it a few tugs so that it was nice and hard and had a vigorous wank until I had squirted a good load into her coffee cup.

I then smeared my spunk all around the inside of the cup and the outside of the rim and then smeared more of my spunk onto the ends of her pens and pencils.

I didn't want the traces to be obvious so I made sure the smears were thin. I just wanted to know that this nasty heartless bitch would have had my spunk in her mouth by the next time I saw her.

Job done I put away my cock and zipped up, turned to face her office door and realised that one of the female postgraduate students was standing outside the office door which had a long glass panel in it.

My immediate thought was "fuck, I hope she didn't see what I was doing' but my hope was proved misplaced as soon as I opened the door.

"You've locked me in the centre. Can you let me out please?... By the way, I saw you having a wank into that cup in the manager's office. I can't say I blame you, she's a rude arrogant bitch and she deserves it. Well done! Can I go in there on my own for a second?"

I let her in to my manager's office guessing what she might be going to do and through the glass window in the door I saw her push three pencils, one after the other, down the back waistband of her jeans and give them a good rub between the cheeks of her arse and put them back into the pen-tidy on my boss's desk before coming out of the office.

"Thanks for that" she smiled "what goes around comes around."

I let her out into the cool night air and whenever I saw her in the centre afterwards we always shared a sly little smile.

[Pinkpapercut]

Originally Posted by onthebusesfan

Also I Was Wondering Has Anyone Wanked In Public Or When They Were at school?

I've never wanked in public, ie with people around - that would constitute some kind of sex crime, some kind of aggravated indecent exposure - but I did once as a fourteen year old in a dense pea-souper fog in a big local park give in to the impulse to have a wank there and then. Nobody saw me but I can't deny that some of the thrill at the time was that a woman might walk out of the fog and see me.

But no one did and I just squirted my load onto the grass.

Right you're probably not going to like the following little story:

I've only known personally of one person wank in public, the brother of an ex. The following is hearsay: when my ex's brother was still at home and training to be a doctor, my ex, also still at home and at uni herself, received a call from the Police to say her brother had been arrested.

She called her dad, a copper himself, and then went round to the police station where she was told her brother had been arrested wearing a flasher's mac and trouser bottoms suspended on string after a long series of reports of a young man exposing himself with an erection and masturbating in front of women strangers in most of the parks in the area. He had been caught by a plain clothes policewoman in front of whom he had wanked to ejaculation.

My ex's Dad turned up shortly afterwards and managed to talk the coppers in the cop shop that was holding his son into not pressing charges, that such a record would ruin his son's planned career so he would sort his son out himself.

My ex's brother is now a Consultant. He goes out on a long walk to exercise his pet German Shepherd every evening. There have been no more police incidents but who knows if on those long walks he's also taking his pet trouser snake out for a public airing.

[Thetallguy]

Originally Posted by Pinkpapercut

My ex's brother is now a Consultant. He goes out on a long walk to exercise his pet German Shepherd every evening. There have been no more police incidents but who knows if on those long walks he's also taking his pet trouser snake out for a public airing.

Hopefully the whole thing scared him half to death and he's played by the rules ever since, but that was one hell of a lucky escape!

[Dilbert Donut]

Yes - I have wanked several times in public on Brighton and Studland nudist beaches. I also went to boarding school, so, being an exhibitionist by nature, ensured I got caught by my fellow pupils auditioning the finging puppets several times.

However, my most embarrassing time was just after I had started work after leaving university. I was lodging in Guildford with an old lady, and had a room in her flat. After I had been there for about six months, she announced she was going on holiday and I would have the place to myself for a couple of weeks.

I was particularly excited by this, as while I had a tv in my room, I didn't have a VCR, but I knew she had one in her living room. A business trip to London a few days before she departed gave me the opportunity to stock up on some 'specialist' videos, and all I had to do was wait for her to depart.

As soon as she was gone, I was straight into the living room, the latest Electric Blue inserted into the slot, trousers down and the bishop was well and truly bashed each night.

I couldn't stop myself, and by the time of her second Saturday away, at about three o clock, the urge returned yet again, and so I stripped off, put my dressing gown on, made my selection from my now well used video library and went to the living room, and got down to work.

The meange a moi was well underway, and I suddenly thought I had heard the front door open.But I couldn't have - my landlady was in Switzerland. So I continued to buff the vampire slayer as the naked ladies continued to cavort over the screen.

So I'm lying on the sofa, my dressing gown is wide open, I'm at my full growth, and I hear another unexplained noise. But the chicken is being well and truly chocked, so I again disregard it, and get to the matter that was well and truly in hand.

When suddenly I hear a man's voice - 'hello'. Panic. It wasn't just any man's voice - it was my landlady's son, Alex, who I had met a couple of times before. I didn't know what to do.

Think Dilbert, think.

There is only one thing to do - get up off the sofa and fasten my dressing gown before Alex comes in. Mission accomplished - dressing gown closed.

The TV is still playing. Where has the remote gone - got to switch it off urgently. Find it, manage to switch the TV off, and I decide that I must go and see what is going on.

So I walk out the living room, as nonchalantly as I can, and find Alex in the hall way. He looks at my groin area. I'm not going to boast - I'm distinctly average - but there was a clear 'tent' going on. I try to sound calm and relaxed as I say "Oh hi Alex".

To Alex's credit, he plays it totally cool. He explains he was delivering some stuff back to his Mum he had borrowed. I try to make conversation, but I'm aware that I'm so nervous my hands are shaking. When I mention I was just going for a bath, I can see he doesn't believe me. No doubt he had been able to hear the soundtrack from the video when he came in (and maybe that is why he didn't come into the living room), and when he did go into the living room, the VCR was still turning, and the video case was prominiently on display on the sideboard by the TV.

Strangely, he didn't stay long, wishing me a "good bath" as he left. I don't know if he ever told his Mum, but a couple of weeks later, I decided it was probably best that I moved out!

Happy days!!

[Pinkpapercut]

Originally Posted by Dilbert Donut

The menage a moi was well underway

"Menage a moi"

Jury prize.
I'll be borrowing that.

[90sboy]

Been a while since Ive been on here, but got caught a few weeks ago.

I recently moved into a sharehouse. theres 5 of us all together, me, 2 lads and 2 women. theyre both in their early 20s and quite attractive, being more than happy to show it as they constantly walk around in skimpy clothing. no end of times you can hear them fucking the lucky stud theyve hooked up with that night through the walls.

anyway, the 2 lads had gone off for the weekend to watch the football and then visit their families so with them gone and the girls out i took advantage of an empty house, loading up a gallery ive recently compiled of the good old Geena Mullins (great tits and ass, worth looking up). i was going for it, edging to make the most of it, when the one comes in having not pulled and getting bored of the night, the other having gone back to her hookups.she walks upstairs, assuming im in, and opens the door to see me cock out jacking. didnt even notice ril she giggled and grabbed my shoulder.

[onthebusesfan]

Anyone Been Caught Wanking Recently

[SpermShooter]

My wife bought me a subscription to a pornographic site and walks in on me all the time. She just laughs and tells me to enjoy. I've even walked in on her jilling to porn a few times and just sat there and watched

[marc181uk]

No I'm too sly.

[onthebusesfan]

Anyone Else Been Caught Wanking Recently??