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July 2nd, 2018, 11:39 PM

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You shouldn't say jokes about Jesus, he might get cross.

he was already cross once, ..... don't think he enjoyed it

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he was already cross once, ..... don't think he enjoyed it

He got all hung up about it too.

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July 3rd, 2018, 12:49 PM	#13514
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