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June 6th, 2018, 05:12 PM	#2961
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	As a desert person, Sandhunter rides camels. He's smart But there are dark rumors about other things he does with them

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June 6th, 2018, 07:25 PM	#2962
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Brecht was born as Lord Fernando Lucas Lopez the Third.

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June 6th, 2018, 07:29 PM	#2963
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	According to Wimbo if a man and a woman sleeps together they are doomed to burn in hell for eternity.

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June 6th, 2018, 08:56 PM	#2964
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	When he still was a newbie here Jake Gittes sent me a pm asking "Do you think VEF mods are against VEF rockers?".

June 7th, 2018, 01:08 PM	#2965
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	After listening to Talking Heads' "Road to Nowhere" hertz started looking for Nowhere on his sat nav.

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Estreeter parks his taxi outside gay bars at closing time. He says he "scores" every evening

Exactly

One special regular customer always tips Me double what the fare was ....... I have no idea how you can afford that palo

must be love

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June 8th, 2018, 12:18 PM	#2967
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June 8th, 2018, 12:42 PM	#2968
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Sandhunter got a small dingy anchored just outside Costa Rica - it is name after his first wife's lover. "A. Hitler"

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June 8th, 2018, 01:08 PM	#2969
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,735 Times in 60,308 Posts	teaky He ain't LGBTIQ or anything, he just has this weird fetish for licking mens smelly sweaty feet __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 8th, 2018, 01:16 PM

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He ain't LGBTIQ or anything, he just has this weird fetish for licking mens smelly sweaty feet

If I was walking around the Australian outback and got all sweaty I would need salt. Feet licking is a good way to get it!

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