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Old March 29th, 2018, 01:51 PM   #2461
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I finally got the cheque from trailmaster for having him promoted to Veteran Member here It bounced
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Old March 29th, 2018, 02:12 PM   #2462
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I finally got the cheque from trailmaster for having him promoted to Veteran Member here It bounced
It didn't bounce. The dimwit at the bank had typed out the check on old paper and used an outdated logo, and the dimwit at your bank didn't know what to do and being too cowardly to ask what to do from a superior just tore it up and reported to you that it "bounced". This is another example of the timidity of the average aussie!
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Trailmaster is planning a little trip to the DMV - he will gone for the next two weeks.
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Greenman is as red as they come. He looks like Mao, drinks and smokes like Castro, seduces the public like Chavez and like Marx he hasn't done a day of hard labour.
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ball7 embezzled millions during the Iran-Contra affair. Now he lives in a tax haven, and flies in curvy playmates every week. They all complain he can't cook a boiled egg, and his feet smell
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Greenman is a better drummer than Ringo Starr.
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Greenman once mistook a piano for a xylofon.
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Jokerman hates music and he once kicked a guy out of his pub for asking for a pint as he thought he was singing when asking for it
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