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March 29th, 2018, 01:51 PM | #2461 |
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I finally got the cheque from trailmaster for having him promoted to Veteran Member here It bounced
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March 29th, 2018, 02:12 PM | #2462 |
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It didn't bounce. The dimwit at the bank had typed out the check on old paper and used an outdated logo, and the dimwit at your bank didn't know what to do and being too cowardly to ask what to do from a superior just tore it up and reported to you that it "bounced". This is another example of the timidity of the average aussie!
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March 29th, 2018, 06:53 PM | #2463 |
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Trailmaster is planning a little trip to the DMV - he will gone for the next two weeks.
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March 29th, 2018, 07:04 PM | #2464 |
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ball7 is made entirely of cheese.
Estreeter had a statue of himself made from bits he nicked over a four year period from Uluru(Ayers Rock) trailmaster was stuntman to Basil Brush palo5 lost his Nobel Prize in the Atlantic ocean. MaxJoker is the new face of Marmite.
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March 29th, 2018, 07:11 PM | #2465 |
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Greenman is as red as they come. He looks like Mao, drinks and smokes like Castro, seduces the public like Chavez and like Marx he hasn't done a day of hard labour.
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March 29th, 2018, 07:30 PM | #2466 |
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ball7 embezzled millions during the Iran-Contra affair. Now he lives in a tax haven, and flies in curvy playmates every week. They all complain he can't cook a boiled egg, and his feet smell
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March 29th, 2018, 10:21 PM | #2467 |
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Greenman is a better drummer than Ringo Starr.
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March 29th, 2018, 11:08 PM | #2468 |
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Greenman once mistook a piano for a xylofon.
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March 29th, 2018, 11:28 PM | #2469 |
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Jokerman hates music and he once kicked a guy out of his pub for asking for a pint as he thought he was singing when asking for it
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March 30th, 2018, 10:00 AM | #2470 |
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