Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 188

**ball7** · December 23rd, 2017, 11:17 PM

I think I speak for all of us when I say we support Mal in his new role as Master of the Universe

**sandhunter** · December 24th, 2017, 01:20 AM

Hertz has for the last 5 years dug 2 graves in his back yard on the anniversary of the breakup of his last girlfriend, then filled them in empty

**sandhunter** · December 24th, 2017, 01:22 AM

Brecht gave away his bitcoin 5 years ago because he new it would be worthless

**sandhunter** · December 24th, 2017, 01:26 AM

palo5 after Brecht gave him his bitcoin held onto it and recently was seen flying in his private jet downunder to buy Quokkas on the black market , so he could give them to his best friend Trailmaster

**ball7** · December 24th, 2017, 09:40 AM

Trailmaster is currently in hospital.
He is recovering after a horrible fisting accident.

Estreeter · December 24th, 2017, 12:11 PM

palo5 works as a Santa at shopping centres every year

Not because he like spreading joy

He just likes the red outfit

**trailmaster** · December 24th, 2017, 12:45 PM

SanteeFats so named because he lives in Santee, California and is the biggest human in the world. He is 8 foot tall and weighs almost 2,000 pounds. He is too heavy to walk. He gets around in an oversized custom built motorized wheel chair that has tires like that of a car. His bed at home is 9 foot long and has a 4 foot thick mattress supported by steel beams. He has to be lifted into the bed by a crane. To sustain himself Santeehas to drink two gallons of any liquid every day and eat 20 pounds of food. The worst thing though happened at a movie theater. He bought 5 supersize boxes of popcorn with a quart of liqud butter, 5 26 ounce glasses of soft drinks and 20 candy bars. Near the end of the movie he let out a wicked fart. The sound was so loud it shattered the lens on the film machine and the glasses of over a hundred customers. The worst thing though was the smell. it was so bad, hundreds of people ran from their seats into the lobby where they promptly vomited. It took the theater a week to clean up the mess. From that moment on SanteeFats had to wear a special filtering device attached to his butt hole to prevent what happened in the theater!

Estreeter · December 24th, 2017, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Santeehas to drink two gallons of any liquid every day and eat 20 pounds of food.

I think you meant that for Max and or myself

**trailmaster** · December 24th, 2017, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I think you meant that for Max and or myself

It was SanteeFats turn to be roasted!

**palo5** · December 24th, 2017, 02:56 PM

Trailmaster thinks Paprika is a tropical island

December 24th, 2017, 12:11 PM	#1876
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,893 Times in 60,322 Posts	palo5 works as a Santa at shopping centres every year Not because he like spreading joy He just likes the *red* outfit __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 23rd, 2017, 11:17 PM	#1871
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,988 Times in 15,731 Posts	I think I speak for all of us when I say we support Mal in his new role as Master of the Universe

December 24th, 2017, 01:20 AM	#1872
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,314 Times in 13,886 Posts	Hertz has for the last 5 years dug 2 graves in his back yard on the anniversary of the breakup of his last girlfriend, then filled them in empty

December 24th, 2017, 01:22 AM	#1873
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,314 Times in 13,886 Posts	Brecht gave away his bitcoin 5 years ago because he new it would be worthless

December 24th, 2017, 01:26 AM	#1874
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,314 Times in 13,886 Posts	palo5 after Brecht gave him his bitcoin held onto it and recently was seen flying in his private jet downunder to buy Quokkas on the black market , so he could give them to his best friend Trailmaster

December 24th, 2017, 09:40 AM	#1875
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,988 Times in 15,731 Posts	Trailmaster is currently in hospital. He is recovering after a horrible fisting accident.

December 24th, 2017, 12:45 PM	#1877
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,260 Times in 60,072 Posts	SanteeFats so named because he lives in Santee, California and is the biggest human in the world. He is 8 foot tall and weighs almost 2,000 pounds. He is too heavy to walk. He gets around in an oversized custom built motorized wheel chair that has tires like that of a car. His bed at home is 9 foot long and has a 4 foot thick mattress supported by steel beams. He has to be lifted into the bed by a crane. To sustain himself Santeehas to drink two gallons of any liquid every day and eat 20 pounds of food. The worst thing though happened at a movie theater. He bought 5 supersize boxes of popcorn with a quart of liqud butter, 5 26 ounce glasses of soft drinks and 20 candy bars. Near the end of the movie he let out a wicked fart. The sound was so loud it shattered the lens on the film machine and the glasses of over a hundred customers. The worst thing though was the smell. it was so bad, hundreds of people ran from their seats into the lobby where they promptly vomited. It took the theater a week to clean up the mess. From that moment on SanteeFats had to wear a special filtering device attached to his butt hole to prevent what happened in the theater!

December 24th, 2017, 02:56 PM	#1880
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Trailmaster thinks Paprika is a tropical island