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Old May 15th, 2019, 04:40 PM   #21
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Regarding posts 5 & 7, can we please not do this again?
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I know an old women ex nighbour who believes in reading tea leaves, crystal balls, tarot card etc. She must have spent 1000s of £££ over the years. But she is happy. So, whatever floats your boat.
Many of these items are tools for charlatans, but I have met the odd practitioner who would spout out family secrets or make uncomfortably accurate predictions. In my experience, the true psychics are a grumpy bunch. It must be really frustrating to receive advance warning of all the truly stupid things humans will be doing.

I gather that they are not ordinarily given the winners of the local horse races or athletic contests, which would at least give them chance to live more comfortable lives.
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