World's worst pick up lines - Page 11

**vo1v0d** · December 13th, 2018, 11:09 AM

I have had a long tiring day; but I reckon I could throw one into you.

**ball7** · December 13th, 2018, 12:21 PM

HULK SMASH!!!

**vo1v0d** · December 14th, 2018, 09:39 AM

I could'nt get to the sperm bank today; you'll do.

**vo1v0d** · December 16th, 2018, 12:01 AM

Just hold this brown paper bag while I cut some holes for your eyes.

**jomama** · December 17th, 2018, 04:37 AM

My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.

**ball7** · December 17th, 2018, 09:18 AM

Would you sign this first.
It's a non-disclouser agreement.

**jomama** · December 18th, 2018, 12:30 AM

Would you like Gin and Platonic or do you prefer Scotch and Sofa?

**ball7** · December 18th, 2018, 11:02 PM

I want to try your holes

**vo1v0d** · December 19th, 2018, 07:55 AM

Get on your knees, shut your eyes and you will get a big surprise.

**ball7** · December 19th, 2018, 09:01 AM

Don't fear, now that I'm here. I'm Tarif man.

December 17th, 2018, 04:37 AM	#105
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,271 Times in 29,872 Posts	My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

December 18th, 2018, 12:30 AM	#107
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,271 Times in 29,872 Posts	Would you like Gin and Platonic or do you prefer Scotch and Sofa? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

December 13th, 2018, 11:09 AM	#101
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,245 Thanks: 42,282 Thanked 60,723 Times in 7,462 Posts	I have had a long tiring day; but I reckon I could throw one into you.

December 13th, 2018, 12:21 PM	#102
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,988 Times in 15,731 Posts	HULK SMASH!!!

December 14th, 2018, 09:39 AM	#103
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,245 Thanks: 42,282 Thanked 60,723 Times in 7,462 Posts	I could'nt get to the sperm bank today; you'll do.

December 16th, 2018, 12:01 AM	#104
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,245 Thanks: 42,282 Thanked 60,723 Times in 7,462 Posts	Just hold this brown paper bag while I cut some holes for your eyes.

December 17th, 2018, 09:18 AM	#106
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,988 Times in 15,731 Posts	Would you sign this first. It's a non-disclouser agreement.

December 18th, 2018, 11:02 PM	#108
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,988 Times in 15,731 Posts	I want to try your holes

December 19th, 2018, 07:55 AM	#109
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,245 Thanks: 42,282 Thanked 60,723 Times in 7,462 Posts	Get on your knees, shut your eyes and you will get a big surprise.

December 19th, 2018, 09:01 AM	#110
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,988 Times in 15,731 Posts	Don't fear, now that I'm here. I'm Tarif man.