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December 28th, 2011, 07:17 AM | #3181 |
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Dear santa, since you don't need it anymore, please can i have your list of naughty girls?
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December 28th, 2011, 03:00 PM | #3182 |
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Star Wars trivia
What were Luke's first words to his jedi master?
Master Yoda would you like a soda? Hmm, drink I will young jedi. |
December 28th, 2011, 03:01 PM | #3183 |
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I woke up to find a Boeing 747 crashed on my front lawn this morning. That'll teach me to leave the landing light on.
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December 28th, 2011, 04:42 PM | #3185 |
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Actual Answers From High School Test Papers
A student in a science class wrote, "The universe is a
giant orgasm" (instead of organism). At the end of the student's essay, the teacher riposted, "Your answer gives new meaning to the Big Bang Theory." All animals were here before mankind. The animals lived peacefully until mankind came along and made roads, houses, hotels, and condoms. Marie Curie did her research at the Sore Buns Institute in France. Men are mammals and women are femammals. Involuntary muscles are not as willing as voluntary ones. Cadavers are dead bodies that have donated themselves to science. This procedure is called gross anatomy. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull. Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars and eight cuspidors. Germinate: To become a naturalized German. Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot. Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives. |
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December 28th, 2011, 04:58 PM | #3186 |
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What do you call a man with a family of rabbits up his bum?
Warren.
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December 28th, 2011, 08:08 PM | #3187 |
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A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but...something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the crash and we were unable to find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got £9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's £1000 an inch." The man perks up at this. "So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision." The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?" "I have," says the man. "And what is the decision?" asks the doctor. "We're having granite worktops."
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December 28th, 2011, 08:26 PM | #3188 |
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I've bought the girlfriend a prosthetic foot for Christmas. It's not her main present, it's just a stocking filler......
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Anybody know about a porn movie with road sweepers? I believe it's called Big Knobs and Broomsticks.
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A new soap opera soon to debut on cable here in the States will feature an entire cast consisting of females under the age of twelve and it will be called "The Young and The Breastless'.
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