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August 31st, 2019, 06:32 PM	#15071
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,883 Thanked 69,310 Times in 3,171 Posts	I heard today that the police have issued a warning about a conman who claims he was a professional boxer. Just keep your guard up.

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Jokes getting a bit thin so this will be "The Last Time" I will post on this thread.

Talking ´bout time; "Time is on my side".

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August 31st, 2019, 11:17 PM	#15073
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I heard today that the police have issued a warning about a conman who claims he was a professional boxer.
Just keep your guard up.

He's also on Twitter claiming to be a martial arts expert.
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