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June 10th, 2017, 10:40 PM | #12381 |
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June 11th, 2017, 07:41 AM | #12382 |
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June 11th, 2017, 08:00 AM | #12383 |
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June 11th, 2017, 04:53 PM | #12384 |
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I dated a woman once.
But She kept on using the N-word. In the end I said "You can call me a nig as much as you like, but don't say no to me ever again" |
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June 13th, 2017, 12:44 PM | #12385 |
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UnFUCKINGbelievable. Theresa May spent all of yesterday putting together a new cabinet. The UK is in a total mess and she's fucking about with furniture.
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June 13th, 2017, 04:31 PM | #12386 |
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I was having a piss in a motorway service station last week, and in front of me was a poster that said,
"By the time you wash your hands, five children will have died of malnutrition" so I thought, "Well I haven't splashed much, so I'll not bother and save some lives......." |
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June 13th, 2017, 04:45 PM | #12387 |
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That's what you get shopping at IKEA..
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June 13th, 2017, 04:52 PM | #12388 |
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June 13th, 2017, 06:25 PM | #12389 |
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I proudly took my son to his first demo yesterday. He kept asking me, "Daddy, Daddy, why are those people shouting, 'Nazi scum off our streets' at us?"
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June 14th, 2017, 04:47 AM | #12390 |
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Today's newsrag. included a reader-contributed 2-word "letter" on the UK election:
Theresa wrexit. Not entirely original, but. |
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