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July 17th, 2019, 03:30 AM | #3111 |
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July 17th, 2019, 07:16 PM | #3112 |
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1...2....3........BUH!!
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July 17th, 2019, 10:45 PM | #3113 |
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The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm
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July 18th, 2019, 10:33 AM | #3114 |
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Do you mind if I make a suggestion? This time take out your false teeth first before sucking my dick, they always fall out anyway.
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July 18th, 2019, 11:06 AM | #3115 |
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Perhaps you could take a break and go have a smoke, your mother is pacing around the room anxiously waiting for her turn because she needs to get home and start supper for your dad.
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July 18th, 2019, 06:37 PM | #3116 |
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To be or not to be….a slut
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July 18th, 2019, 11:44 PM | #3117 |
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What's "68"? You do me and I owe you one.
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July 20th, 2019, 12:14 AM | #3118 |
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I'd like to think inside your box.
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July 20th, 2019, 07:20 AM | #3119 |
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Beware of aftereffects such as crying, nausea and unwanted pregnancies
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July 20th, 2019, 10:53 PM | #3120 |
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I run faster horny than you do scared
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