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July 16th, 2019, 07:34 AM	#641
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,285 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Just like the president you are old and senile __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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July 16th, 2019, 11:03 PM	#642
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,182 Times in 29,871 Posts	you're so old that your titties sag all the way to hell __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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July 17th, 2019, 10:28 PM	#643
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,182 Times in 29,871 Posts	I heard a joke that's so funny you'll laugh your breasts right off. Oh...You've already heard it. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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July 18th, 2019, 11:49 PM	#644
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,182 Times in 29,871 Posts	I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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July 19th, 2019, 10:35 PM	#645
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,182 Times in 29,871 Posts	You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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July 20th, 2019, 10:50 PM	#646
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,182 Times in 29,871 Posts	Are your parents cousins? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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July 21st, 2019, 07:39 PM	#647
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,182 Times in 29,871 Posts	I heard you don't wear panties when flying so that you can get better grip on the broom __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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July 24th, 2019, 08:49 PM	#648
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,182 Times in 29,871 Posts	Your blow up date saw you naked, and self deflated __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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July 24th, 2019, 08:53 PM	#649
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,285 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	I first met your daughter during a Trump rally __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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July 24th, 2019, 09:31 PM	#650
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,644 Thanked 855,722 Times in 57,565 Posts	She said that She was virgin but that was fake news... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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