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Old July 13th, 2019, 11:14 AM   #361
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Shouldn't you be looking for more contemporary artists like Elton John if you wish to remain profitable?
I don't think Estreeter want to listen to or sell EJs music.
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Old July 13th, 2019, 11:53 AM   #362
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I don't like wine
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Old July 13th, 2019, 12:06 PM   #363
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I don't like wine

But I like tea.

Cactus and mustard is a favorite taste.

Nice, I prefer coffee.
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Nice, I prefer my coffee to be stirred with a large circumcised penis
I guess you don't like cheese
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I'm chief judge and everyone must obey me.

No I think Jenny48549 is the chief judge.

We all must obey her and you must also obey your wife.
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