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December 11th, 2009, 09:52 AM | #11 |
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...every fourth week the likelihood of world nuclear destruction would increase dramatically.
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December 11th, 2009, 10:05 AM | #12 |
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Women are incapable of ruling anything , we`ll always be in charge of the big decisions just as we`ve always been involved with the big inventions and ideas.
The only thing women have over us is that they walk around with our one true weakness , oh and no i`m not talking about a pint of bitter Although some of them do carry more bitterness than a truck full of lemons ! Don`t get me wrong i adore women , but they are by in large total headcase`s. One minute needy little girls , the next all flying fists and recovered memories. Now they`ll blame their hormones for that behaviour , but what about our hormones ? Hey we`ve got them to you know , plus we`re men and so have to live in an environment hostile to us at every turn !
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December 11th, 2009, 10:08 AM | #13 |
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... there would be less fun.
It wouldn t only kill the adult industry, there are a lot of things, that offend/bore women. Sports TV, Action/Horrormovies (who of you doesn t know femal reactions on action based movies, you know this kind of film, with a missing logic and no deeper emotions to analyse), food, social activities without your wife could become illegal (you could have fun without her); and what about getting divorced? I think, this would get VERY EXPENSIVE for the rest of our life (more than today). And what would happen, if you tell your wife, not to forget, what she wanted to say til the next commercial break? I think this would cause a lot of costs after you get divorced, cause you are a psychopathic sadist. Agree, that there will be no more bombs, but poison in the water in countrys with better lookin femal leaders. greetz from the real misogyn (ironic off)
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December 11th, 2009, 10:21 AM | #14 |
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Forgot the most important point
could you (and I) sleep well, knowing that the future of the world lays in the hand of a lifeform, that couldn t even deceide what shoes would fit their fingernails?
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December 11th, 2009, 11:51 AM | #15 |
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December 11th, 2009, 01:23 PM | #16 |
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I give ya Neelie Kroes.. (European Commissioner for Competition)
Not to mess around with.. As a European Commissioner for Competition one of her first tasks in 2004 was to oversee the sanctions against Microsoft by the European Commission, known as the European Union Microsoft competition case. This case resulted in the requirement to release documents to aid commercial interoperability and included a €497 million fine for Microsoft. Every big companies nightmare...
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December 11th, 2009, 02:10 PM | #17 |
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Lest we forget when us boys are not around 90% of women's conversation relates solely to us - our failings, our faults, what we did do, what we didn't do etc etc , the other 10% consists of detaild blow-by-blow accounts of their sexual activity.
Basically, therefore a world run by women would consist of saturation EastEnders/Emmerdale (as if British TV overloaded in that direction anyway).Non-stop idle gossip and chitter-chatter revolving around what nasty man put what nasty phallus into which orifice of which nasty little slut behind what long-suffering martyr of a wife's back. - That's it in a nutshell.Nothing deeper than that. The proof of the pudding is in British commercial TV.99% prime-time soap-opera of the lowest type.This indicates that there are HUGE audiences and therefore advertising revenue to be made from this guff. |
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December 11th, 2009, 02:27 PM | #18 |
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Not a woman....
People might think i'm a woman, now that i started this thread..
No i'm not...!!! #*+/?!% ..... And i'm not gonna proof it.. I like hairy beauties, guess that makes me a man.... .
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If women ruled the world, it would be no better or worse than it is today.
Do you think women have innate ideas that make them smarter? What about "If Frenchmen ruled the world..."? Or "If Blacks ruled the world"? The world can only be a better place if we throw out bad ideas (altruism, collectivism, racism, sexism and the like) and replace them with good ones (see the Declaration of Independence).
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Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new dispute.
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