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September 21st, 2014, 05:25 PM	#1
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,913 Times in 10,563 Posts	How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight? Well, c'mon, how many do you reckon? Winner gets this magnificent statue dedicated to him in his local park __________________

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September 21st, 2014, 05:59 PM	#2
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,618 Times in 4,154 Posts	how many you got stashed under your bed then...??? I reckon a decrepid old bugger like me; bad back and various muscle spasms aside; could handle half a dozen of the little cretins...!!??? __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

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September 21st, 2014, 06:00 PM	#3
danton Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: U.K. Posts: 1,402 Thanks: 11,464 Thanked 22,518 Times in 1,373 Posts	Arithmetic One handbag or two?

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September 21st, 2014, 06:12 PM	#4
flywax Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Interweb's Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 3,961 Thanked 15,656 Times in 1,113 Posts	I could take on at least 100, it's his nanny that i'm concerned about!

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September 21st, 2014, 06:46 PM	#6
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,750 Thanked 855,842 Times in 57,575 Posts	I reckon about five,That's with a pint in one hand and a jumbo kebab in the other of course,If they made Me spill My pint or drop the kebab,Then I'd get really violent..... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 21st, 2014, 08:47 PM	#7
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September 21st, 2014, 09:57 PM	#8
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September 22nd, 2014, 08:07 AM	#9
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None. I couldn't be bothered and would walk away, hummin' some tune from the Fifties.

Precisely! Why waste valuable time and energy that could be better spent perusing VEF............

Wonder if Bieber knows what peruse means? He probably thinks it's a country in South America!

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