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Old July 6th, 2011, 12:04 AM   #11
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Arnold's Ultimate Extreme Edition! - Crank Call

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix25c...eature=related


Sergeant Hartman Calls A Boxing Club - Crank Call

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU_EDiCgBqM


Jack Nicholson Calls A Towing Service - Crank Call

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1HbL8m1f40


De Niro The Punk - Crank Call

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Old July 6th, 2011, 09:57 AM   #12
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A few off the 'Dead Ringers' radio show.

Patrick Moore orders a taxi to Uranus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn40UuvWcbM

The Dr calls Claim Direct.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQwol8-KtuI

The Dr call Sylvester McCoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIqsNd4bzPw
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Old May 8th, 2014, 10:52 AM   #15
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My older brother's and my friend were good at ringing up ang giving what we called in the day "Phantom Phone Calls" so much so Mum ended up putting a lock on our home phone. I wasn't so good I could not hold my laughter. But I had the ideas. I once got my mate to ring up a number any number but he had to remember the number he rang. I said who ever answer's the phone ask if you could speak to Mum. My mate said "That'll never work", "I said give it a try". He did and this kid answered the phone and he got Mum. Whose Mum I'll never know. Then my mate said "Mum your a bitch I hate you, I just can't stand you, I really fucken just hate you"!!!. I thought she would just tell my mate to go to hell (I didn't think it would work the first time but it did) but she responded "Is that you John"?. My mate Max said "It's me fucken John all right and I'm ringing to say I fucken hate you bitch"!!! He hung up gave it 5 minutes and rang back again and went through the same thing. By this time the woman was EXTREMELY ANGRY and said stuff like when you get home your going to find your stuff on the street etc. He rang again and had another go at her. Then he waited 15 minutes and rand and by this time the REAL JOHN had come home. The guy went absolutely fucken ballistic over the phone, really getting stuck into my mate who by this time was pissing himself laughing. It was so funny we could not stop laughing and i was choking.. To this day I now it was very bad what we did but I never expected it to go off so well...
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