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**jafad** · February 24th, 2019, 11:49 AM

The town I grew up in was that posh the salvation army band had a string section

MaxJoker · February 24th, 2019, 05:48 PM

I have steak and sex the same way ,

Very rare.

**trailmaster** · February 25th, 2019, 12:41 PM

A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes. The father was on his death bed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

**Mal Hombre** · February 25th, 2019, 01:10 PM

My Uber driver asked"Why are You masturbating in My back seat ?" I replied "Because You won't let Me in the front"

MaxJoker · February 25th, 2019, 01:49 PM

What does Forrest Gump use for all his passwords ? ,

1forrest1.

**seldomseen** · February 25th, 2019, 02:27 PM

What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood?

You can't gargle sand...

**gedly** · February 25th, 2019, 10:08 PM

I once had a boss who was very much into equal opportunities. Both the men and women had to suck him off.

~~}[eywood~~ · February 25th, 2019, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gedly

I once had a boss who was very much into equal opportunities. Both the men and women had to suck him off.

Bet you got promoted up the ladder pretty quickly and now run the company. It shows when you care about your work

**Sir Honkers** · February 26th, 2019, 09:44 AM

Q: How do pirates know they're exist?
A: They think...therefore they aaaarrrrrrr!!!

**seldomseen** · February 26th, 2019, 09:48 AM

Heard at a Rangers match last weekend

Pope Dies
Celtic Lose

If Carlsberg did weekends.......

February 24th, 2019, 05:48 PM	#14302
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February 25th, 2019, 01:10 PM	#14304
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February 25th, 2019, 01:49 PM	#14305
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	What does Forrest Gump use for all his passwords ? , 1forrest1. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 25th, 2019, 02:27 PM	#14306
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 712,127 Times in 38,112 Posts	What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't gargle sand... __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

February 26th, 2019, 09:44 AM	#14309
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,418 Thanks: 287,352 Thanked 386,904 Times in 30,374 Posts	Q: How do pirates know they're exist? A: They think...therefore they aaaarrrrrrr!!! Last edited by Sir Honkers; February 26th, 2019 at 07:41 PM.. Reason: Spelling mistake. What can I say, I'm anal.

February 24th, 2019, 11:49 AM	#14301
jafad Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 548 Thanks: 741 Thanked 10,291 Times in 548 Posts	The town I grew up in was that posh the salvation army band had a string section

February 25th, 2019, 12:41 PM	#14303
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,927 Thanks: 1,329,392 Thanked 707,553 Times in 60,101 Posts	A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes. The father was on his death bed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

February 25th, 2019, 10:08 PM	#14307
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,236 Thanks: 19,903 Thanked 69,345 Times in 3,173 Posts	I once had a boss who was very much into equal opportunities. Both the men and women had to suck him off.

February 26th, 2019, 09:48 AM	#14310
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 712,127 Times in 38,112 Posts	Heard at a Rangers match last weekend Pope Dies Celtic Lose If Carlsberg did weekends....... __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.