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Old March 25th, 2017, 10:44 AM   #281
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Bruce Springsteen is one big gay pansy!
I'm strongly disagreeing on that.
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Old March 25th, 2017, 11:11 AM   #282
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I'm strongly agree on that.
I prefer Carnations over Pansies
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I prefer carnivores over Pandas
You would love our North American bears as opposed to the bamboo processing machines called pandas
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I regularly make love with our North American bears - but can't get any bamboo for pandas.
Your ursine preferences are duly noted.
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Your swine references are often quoted .
Should hope so too. Since few Fellows here have ever gotten as glowing a reference as "He filled me to the brim and beyond, plus that was just my butt " from Miss Piggy I bet
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"He filled me to the brim and beyond, plus that was just my butt " from Miss Greenman I bet
Butt, Butt, Butt, I'm all confused now
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Butt, Butt, Butt, I'm all confused now
Is there a new album from Justin Bieber or not?
I don't know.
I don't even like him.
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I don't know.
I should've asked him while he was round at mine last night.
Did he stop over, and if so, what did you do him for breakfast?
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Breakfast? why yes, I'll be glad to make Estreeter breakfast
4 fried eggs and about an eighth a pound of bacon, 4 slices of toast and that's sourdough bread thanks, Coco Pops or Rice Bubbles with full fat milk, Espresso Coffee and 1 banana as a token effort at health, plus the newspaper
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4 fried kegs and about eight tons of bacon, 4 slices of cow, with full fat milk, Espresso flavoured ice cream stuffed with beer flavoured chocolate ripple delivered by somebody wearing a bandana , plus I`m in the newspaper for kicking his ass over not getting here before the ice cream melted more than I`d like
Four fried kegs
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Can't believe you've cut back so much
To say nothing of the wimpy amount of pork and beef you've eaten today
Why not just admit it Mate. Since we all now know it
You`re a vegetarian
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