Why...why...why?

**HugoHackenbush** · August 16th, 2013, 07:10 PM

This thread belongs to things that you can find no rational explanation for.

First inspired by the scene in "Pulp Fiction" where Vincent Vega asks Lance's wife "Why do you want a bolt in your tongue?"

Her reply: "It's sexy. Helps fellatio."

I'm thinking...what?

If I'm about to stick my willy into a wet, warm and willing mouth, the last thing I want to encounter is a hard metal object.

Now I don't want to broach matters of mere taste or opinion here, but the truly perplexing.

For example: lesbian sex does not turn me on in the slightest. But I can understand that for many people it does. Fair enough.

But as the ads on various file host keep reminding me, one of the featured attractions lately is double-DOUBLE penetration, in other words when two cocks occupy a pussy or arse at the same time. Now beyond the obvious admiration for the flexibility of the young lass involved, what is the possible attraction here?

Why on earth would you want to stick your cock into an orafice that is already occupied by another cock?

Why...why...why?

**haroldeye** · August 16th, 2013, 09:08 PM

Agreed

**seany65** · August 17th, 2013, 12:49 AM

Why...why...why?

Hmmm, I think we should ask Delilah.

**Sir Honkers** · August 17th, 2013, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Why on earth would you want to stick your cock into an orafice that is already occupied by another cock?

Or into one that people use to expel faeces from? ewww!

**HugoHackenbush** · August 17th, 2013, 06:29 PM

The next puzzlement: Celebrity Endorsements.

Obviously advertising people think that celebrity endorsers work, or else they would not hire them.

I can see that someone like Martha Stewart might have some knowledge about what makes a really good sheet and pillowcase set, or what to look for in a stockbroker.

And I'm certain that a football star knows a thing or two about athletic shoes, vitamin drinks and what is the best deodorant.

But here in the States we are treated to basketball hall of fame star Michael Jordan shilling underwear. Now, what does he know about underwear, that I either don't know, or can't figure out fairly easily? It's fairly simple. Are they comfortable, do they cradle my balls adequately and not ride up my arse? If so, then it's a winner. Why do I need Michael Jordan to tell me this?

Further we are treated to retired heavyweight champion George Foreman selling counter-top electric grills. This is a man whose previous occupation consisted of making other men pass out by forcibly causing their brains to collide with the interior of their skulls. And this correlates to grilling precisely how? Even further the selling point of these grills is they cook food in a "healthy" manner, by tilting the grill so the grease runs off into a container. OK. Is George svelte? No, he's rather fat, which sort of contradicts the whole point of the endorsement. So why should I listen to him?

And as the coup de grace of this little rant, in the liquor store last night I pass a bottle of rum with Ron Jeremy's picture on it. Yes, THAT Ron Jeremy. The label says "Ron de Jeremy". Why would anyone buy this? First off you may have to explain to a female who Ron Jeremy is and next how you know who Ron Jeremy is. Could be awkward. But most of all...

Why would I want anything associated with Ron Jeremy to be placed in my mouth?

Why...why...why...

**TCO95** · August 17th, 2013, 07:41 PM

How about Johnny Rotten selling butter? Makes no sense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...8wdyRpA1rA&t=0

However, Britney Spears endorsing straight jackets now that would make sense!

**rotobott** · August 17th, 2013, 08:03 PM

There's a college in my county, which is constantly advertising for you to enroll there and build up a massive student debt, they usually have an ex student who is quite famous extolling it's virtues, but this year two of the graduates appear mildly retarded, and the voice over, who I googled has only appeared in local pantos, if they had an advertising course, I would be signing up as we speak

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZL68pu04Rg

**rupertramjet** · August 17th, 2013, 09:38 PM

My problem with a lot of the so called celebrity endorsements is I have to keep asking who the so called celebrity is, now I do watch TV, and I watch movies, both main stream and VEF style, but half the so called famous ones are to be no better known that the bloke who lives over the road!

**karloschaos** · August 18th, 2013, 08:35 AM

Paul Whitehouse, ex funny man selling car insurance. Lemmy pushing shit beer which he has admitted he doesn't like. Cannon & Ball with double glazing. I'm sure I've even seen Maggie Philbin advertising puncture repair kits.

**old alal** · August 18th, 2013, 11:15 AM

Ironic really that a struggling sportsman, or musician trying to perform with inferior equipment, make it, then they are swamped with manufacturers products to endorse when they are actually in a position to buy what they want. Any of you tried to buy (or borrow) a decent guitar (or in my case drum kit) for a potential breakthrough gig, or tried to improve your game with a new set of golf clubs would know exactly what I mean.

WHY

August 16th, 2013, 07:10 PM	#1
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,373 Times in 14,159 Posts	Why...why...why? This thread belongs to things that you can find no rational explanation for. First inspired by the scene in "Pulp Fiction" where Vincent Vega asks Lance's wife "Why do you want a bolt in your tongue?" Her reply: "It's sexy. Helps fellatio." I'm thinking...what? If I'm about to stick my willy into a wet, warm and willing mouth, the last thing I want to encounter is a hard metal object. Now I don't want to broach matters of mere taste or opinion here, but the truly perplexing. For example: lesbian sex does not turn me on in the slightest. But I can understand that for many people it does. Fair enough. But as the ads on various file host keep reminding me, one of the featured attractions lately is double-DOUBLE penetration, in other words when two cocks occupy a pussy or arse at the same time. Now beyond the obvious admiration for the flexibility of the young lass involved, what is the possible attraction here? Why on earth would you want to stick your cock into an orafice that is already occupied by another cock? Why...why...why? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange Last edited by HugoHackenbush; August 16th, 2013 at 09:36 PM..

August 17th, 2013, 12:49 AM	#3
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,730 Times in 3,527 Posts	Why...why...why? Hmmm, I think we should ask Delilah. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned. Last edited by seany65; August 17th, 2013 at 12:59 AM..

August 17th, 2013, 06:29 PM	#5
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,373 Times in 14,159 Posts	The next puzzlement: Celebrity Endorsements. Obviously advertising people think that celebrity endorsers work, or else they would not hire them. I can see that someone like Martha Stewart might have some knowledge about what makes a really good sheet and pillowcase set, or what to look for in a stockbroker. And I'm certain that a football star knows a thing or two about athletic shoes, vitamin drinks and what is the best deodorant. But here in the States we are treated to basketball hall of fame star Michael Jordan shilling underwear. Now, what does he know about underwear, that I either don't know, or can't figure out fairly easily? It's fairly simple. Are they comfortable, do they cradle my balls adequately and not ride up my arse? If so, then it's a winner. Why do I need Michael Jordan to tell me this? Further we are treated to retired heavyweight champion George Foreman selling counter-top electric grills. This is a man whose previous occupation consisted of making other men pass out by forcibly causing their brains to collide with the interior of their skulls. And this correlates to grilling precisely how? Even further the selling point of these grills is they cook food in a "healthy" manner, by tilting the grill so the grease runs off into a container. OK. Is George svelte? No, he's rather fat, which sort of contradicts the whole point of the endorsement. So why should I listen to him? And as the coup de grace of this little rant, in the liquor store last night I pass a bottle of rum with Ron Jeremy's picture on it. Yes, THAT Ron Jeremy. The label says "Ron de Jeremy". Why would anyone buy this? First off you may have to explain to a female who Ron Jeremy is and next how you know who Ron Jeremy is. Could be awkward. But most of all... Why would I want anything associated with Ron Jeremy to be placed in my mouth? Why...why...why... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange Last edited by HugoHackenbush; August 17th, 2013 at 06:46 PM..

August 18th, 2013, 11:15 AM	#10
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Celebrity Endorsements Ironic really that a struggling sportsman, or musician trying to perform with inferior equipment, make it, then they are swamped with manufacturers products to endorse when they are actually in a position to buy what they want. Any of you tried to buy (or borrow) a decent guitar (or in my case drum kit) for a potential breakthrough gig, or tried to improve your game with a new set of golf clubs would know exactly what I mean. WHY __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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August 16th, 2013, 09:08 PM	#2
haroldeye Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfwitistan Posts: 5,715 Thanks: 113,487 Thanked 59,962 Times in 5,707 Posts	Agreed

August 17th, 2013, 07:41 PM	#6
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,797 Times in 5,130 Posts	How about Johnny Rotten selling butter? Makes no sense. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...8wdyRpA1rA&t=0 However, Britney Spears endorsing straight jackets now that would make sense!

August 17th, 2013, 08:03 PM	#7
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,104 Thanks: 174,773 Thanked 634,560 Times in 31,425 Posts	There's a college in my county, which is constantly advertising for you to enroll there and build up a massive student debt, they usually have an ex student who is quite famous extolling it's virtues, but this year two of the graduates appear mildly retarded, and the voice over, who I googled has only appeared in local pantos, if they had an advertising course, I would be signing up as we speak http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZL68pu04Rg

August 17th, 2013, 09:38 PM	#8
rupertramjet R.I.P. Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Cloud cuckoo land Posts: 4,300 Thanks: 26,852 Thanked 54,117 Times in 4,288 Posts	My problem with a lot of the so called celebrity endorsements is I have to keep asking who the so called celebrity is, now I do watch TV, and I watch movies, both main stream and VEF style, but half the so called famous ones are to be no better known that the bloke who lives over the road!

August 18th, 2013, 08:35 AM	#9
karloschaos Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East Yorkshire Posts: 748 Thanks: 7,982 Thanked 8,832 Times in 687 Posts	Paul Whitehouse, ex funny man selling car insurance. Lemmy pushing shit beer which he has admitted he doesn't like. Cannon & Ball with double glazing. I'm sure I've even seen Maggie Philbin advertising puncture repair kits.