Ever had sex in a forest? - Page 4

IHeartFootsie · January 20th, 2014, 11:33 AM

Does a bear shit in the woods? Of course, many times when I was younger. The best was after off-roads 4wheelin' to a water tower where me & mine & 2 other couples 'went to town' so to speak on top of the tower! That was great! Havent even thought about that for years, so thanks for sparking that memory!

**theequestrian** · January 22nd, 2014, 03:11 AM

Yes, many times.
I've even had sex WITH a forest; just to prove to my soon to be ex-girlfriend at the time that when I said "If you were the last woman on earth I'd fuck trees", I wasn't kidding.

**biggus-dickus** · January 22nd, 2014, 11:35 AM

Many years ago my ex g/f and I were visiting her parents in Germany. Her father was a minister and the family was deeply religious so that meant no sleeping together for the week long visit. So after about the forth day the sexual frustration for both my girl friend and I was beginning to mount so we went out for a walk and ended up in a corn field. Not the most romantic place, but it seemed perfect to both of us at the time. That impromptu session left me with a wonderful memory...... my beautiful blonde girl squatting in front of me sucking my cock, while she furiously masturbated with a fresh ear of corn!!

**blueballsdc** · January 22nd, 2014, 02:40 PM

I have had sex in a forest.

I have had sex with a Forest.

I even had sex with Ms. Forest in a forest!

**PJayBr** · January 22nd, 2014, 03:16 PM

Sadly the good lady ain't one for outdoor pursuits. Managed it once over the car bonnet in a layby down a blocked off country lane, but didn't realise how terrified she was, so I doubt it'll happen in the fresh air again.

PJayBr

**Pinkpapercut** · January 24th, 2014, 11:03 PM

Once had a wank in some bushes - does that count?

stuffin · January 25th, 2014, 04:08 PM

I've had sex in a forest more than one. Matter of fact, tree times....

**9876543210** · January 25th, 2014, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baranovich

In the humble woods of Connecticut,...

Yeah, mountain lions are probably not of much concern there any longer. But do keep an eye out for Pukwudgies. I hear they're a bit of a problem.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pukwudgie

RoddersUK · May 29th, 2021, 02:44 PM

My 1st fuck was in a forest in Sussex among a load of bluebells.
I remember it well. Dumped the girl after that. What a swine, eh?

Kirrich · May 30th, 2021, 02:27 AM

Forest no, but by a desert lake, several times.

January 20th, 2014, 11:33 AM	#31
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January 22nd, 2014, 03:11 AM	#32
theequestrian Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: A hop, skip & a jump from Daytona Beach, Florida Posts: 1,177 Thanks: 4,807 Thanked 11,707 Times in 1,156 Posts	Yes, many times. I've even had sex WITH a forest; just to prove to my soon to be ex-girlfriend at the time that when I said "If you were the last woman on earth I'd fuck trees", I wasn't kidding. __________________ 'If we could read each others minds, we'd all sleep with loaded guns' -theequestrian

January 24th, 2014, 11:03 PM	#36
Pinkpapercut Rust Never Sleeps Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: North of the Channel, west of the hills, south of the mountains Posts: 984 Thanks: 31,846 Thanked 20,519 Times in 986 Posts	Once had a wank in some bushes - does that count? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. That's To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 's bottom and I'd love it for a pillow

May 30th, 2021, 02:27 AM	#40
Kirrich Member Join Date: Mar 2021 Location: N. Nevada Posts: 62 Thanks: 618 Thanked 350 Times in 58 Posts	Forest no, but by a desert lake, several times. __________________ Sleep til noon and screw 'em all!

January 22nd, 2014, 11:35 AM	#33
biggus-dickus Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: ...the land of the ice & snow Posts: 4,292 Thanks: 24,975 Thanked 69,674 Times in 4,288 Posts	Many years ago my ex g/f and I were visiting her parents in Germany. Her father was a minister and the family was deeply religious so that meant no sleeping together for the week long visit. So after about the forth day the sexual frustration for both my girl friend and I was beginning to mount so we went out for a walk and ended up in a corn field. Not the most romantic place, but it seemed perfect to both of us at the time. That impromptu session left me with a wonderful memory...... my beautiful blonde girl squatting in front of me sucking my cock, while she furiously masturbated with a fresh ear of corn!!

January 22nd, 2014, 02:40 PM	#34
blueballsdc Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,721 Thanks: 112,645 Thanked 21,428 Times in 1,713 Posts	I have had sex in a forest. I have had sex with a Forest. I even had sex with Ms. Forest in a forest!

January 22nd, 2014, 03:16 PM	#35
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,311 Thanks: 41,720 Thanked 13,695 Times in 1,282 Posts	Sadly the good lady ain't one for outdoor pursuits. Managed it once over the car bonnet in a layby down a blocked off country lane, but didn't realise how terrified she was, so I doubt it'll happen in the fresh air again. PJayBr

January 25th, 2014, 04:08 PM	#37
stuffin Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 14 Thanks: 41 Thanked 112 Times in 11 Posts	I've had sex in a forest more than one. Matter of fact, tree times....

May 29th, 2021, 02:44 PM	#39
RoddersUK Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 123 Thanks: 30 Thanked 689 Times in 91 Posts	My 1st fuck was in a forest in Sussex among a load of bluebells. I remember it well. Dumped the girl after that. What a swine, eh?