What if you lived in Australia? - Page 646

Estreeter · November 5th, 2017, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Australia doesn't have that, or?

Here, you'll get 20 years for tax fraud but 10 for murder and let out after 3 for blowing the wardens

MaxJoker · November 5th, 2017, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Australia doesn't have that, or?

No it has a one strike policy only, and you`re given a good slap with that

**trailmaster** · November 5th, 2017, 02:47 PM

Kevin here again. I just realized something. Many people all over the world wonder where hell is. The answer is simple. Australia is hell. Everywhere you go things are trying to kill you. They have this nasty stuff called Vegemite which one spreads on toasted bread. There are big snakes that get into people houses and in their beds. If this isn't hell, I don't know what is!

**Arturo2nd** · November 5th, 2017, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Kevin here again. I just realized something. Many people all over the world wonder where hell is. The answer is simple. Australia is hell. Everywhere you go things are trying to kill you. They have this nasty stuff called Vegemite which one spreads on toasted bread. There are big snakes that get into people houses and in their beds. If this isn't hell, I don't know what is!

You have obviously never been to Stockton, California.

**scoundrel** · November 5th, 2017, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

No it has a one strike policy only, and you`re given a good slap with that

The picture doesn't mention the wonderful Box Jellyfish.

Luckily, I can't swim. But I am sure there's a film somewhere in Wendigo's DVD collection which features the Box Jellyfish coming on land to look for victims. Australia is just the place for something like that to happen.

**Mal Hombre** · November 5th, 2017, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

No it has a one strike policy only, and you`re given a good slap with that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt4mwy9OBNA
"Disparaging the Boot is a bootable offence"

**philll_77** · November 5th, 2017, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by scoundrel

Luckily, I can't swim. But I am sure there's a film somewhere in Wendigo's DVD collection which features the Box Jellyfish coming on land to look for victims. Australia is just the place for something like that to happen.

Coming soon to a theatre near you! Boxnado.

**Mal Hombre** · November 5th, 2017, 10:39 PM

Megashark vs.Mechajellyfish..

Estreeter · November 6th, 2017, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by scoundrel

The picture doesn't mention the wonderful Box Jellyfish.

Cute

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Originally Posted by scoundrel

Luckily, I can't swim.

You could come here and we could transform you into a real dangerous yet cool cat

**Motorboater** · November 6th, 2017, 10:34 AM

This thread was talking about something relevant to Australia. Our like and dislike of Ian Botham and Ashes Cricket.

Personally? I think if there are two night Tests, then Australia are favourite 52-48%.

You could tell us about what you think will happen in the Rugby league World cup? America is in it

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trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,909 Thanks: 1,329,179 Thanked 707,338 Times in 60,083 Posts	Kevin here again. I just realized something. Many people all over the world wonder where hell is. The answer is simple. Australia is hell. Everywhere you go things are trying to kill you. They have this nasty stuff called Vegemite which one spreads on toasted bread. There are big snakes that get into people houses and in their beds. If this isn't hell, I don't know what is!