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Old August 18th, 2018, 12:25 PM   #3541
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Old August 18th, 2018, 12:33 PM   #3542
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palo5 was once arrested for drug trafficking in Ecuador. His cell mate was Zenza Raggi.
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chromax is a data courier like Johnny Mnemonic. But he doesn't keep the data in his brain but in his DNA. After falling victim to a mysterious infection, doctors found files of gay porn in his DNA.
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andpalo5 live together in Antartica. Though there is 20 feet of snow outside and the temeprature is 100 degrees below zero F they live in a warm quonset hut where the temperature is always about 75 degrees F. They both have two computers. One for their own amusement and one which is connected to the VEF mainframe in London. Their food and supplies are air dropped by the VEF supply division. Now why you may ask are they in this awful place? Because they are also working for the U.S. and U.K. military. They have special radar screens and other very sophisticated devices that are searching space for signs of extra-terrestrial intelligence!
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MaxJoker often pees (and worse) in National Front doorways. He also key-scratches their cars. No one knows it's him
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andpalo5 live together in Antartica. Though there is 20 feet of snow outside and the temeprature is 100 degrees below zero F they live in a warm quonset hut where the temperature is always about 75 degrees F. They both have two computers. One for their own amusement and one which is connected to the VEF mainframe in London. Their food and supplies are air dropped by the VEF supply division. Now why you may ask are they in this awful place? Because they are also working for the U.S. and U.K. military. They have special radar screens and other very sophisticated devices that are searching space for signs of extra-terrestrial intelligence!
You misunderstood. Their mission is to search for signs of intelligent life in the United States, especially in the Congress.
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