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December 16th, 2018, 11:58 PM | #2771 |
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You're the only one I know who can suck a dick right through a pair of pants, so don't give me that sweet and innocent look whenever I ask you for a blowjob!
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December 17th, 2018, 09:22 AM | #2772 |
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ES wants to know if you do anal; what do I tell him?
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December 17th, 2018, 09:36 AM | #2773 |
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Oh you want me to tell him to make an appointment because you have a backlog of guys waiting.
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December 17th, 2018, 11:43 AM | #2774 |
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5010 So what if it's an arkward position and it might break your back, look on the bright side, you'll be able to park in the disabled spots
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December 21st, 2018, 02:38 PM | #2775 |
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Got change for a tenner?
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December 23rd, 2018, 08:11 AM | #2776 |
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I'm your favorit president.
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December 23rd, 2018, 11:27 AM | #2777 |
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5013 What do you mean my cock tastes bad It's been in your ass last half hour so what do you expect Maybe if your cooking was better your shit would be better quality resulting in my cock tasting better
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December 23rd, 2018, 11:48 AM | #2778 |
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December 24th, 2018, 01:25 AM | #2779 |
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Did I get this rash from you?
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December 29th, 2018, 12:17 PM | #2780 |
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So, just me and you then?
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