What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 11

~~rodak~~ · November 20th, 2015, 11:41 PM

50. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

**AmateurEmale** · November 21st, 2015, 12:27 AM

51. The Millennium Falcon made the Kessel Run in a specific number of parsecs, which in real-world astronomy is a measure of several light-years, NOT a measure of speed. (Star Wars)

~~rodak~~ · November 21st, 2015, 01:26 AM

52. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

**old alal** · November 21st, 2015, 08:16 AM

53. People can wake up, roll over, kiss passionately, and make love without going to the toilet or having morning breath! URRGH!

**beutelwolf** · November 21st, 2015, 08:31 AM

54. If the home of elderly people is under threat by evil landlords or developers supernatural/extraterrestrial forces will intervene on their behalf. (Blackbeard's ghost, Batteries not included, Herbie rides again)

**PJayBr** · November 21st, 2015, 10:22 AM

55. After a night of vigorous sex, the woman will wake up in her underwear or a nightie.....

**Mal Hombre** · November 21st, 2015, 10:29 AM

56.The woman will keep Her underwear on for vigorous sex..Bridget Jones' Diary et al

**Engine-X** · November 21st, 2015, 01:47 PM

57. The snub-nosed .38 is more accurate and has better range than rifles or machine-guns.

~~rodak~~ · November 21st, 2015, 02:28 PM

58. Snakes can also be used as a substitute for arrows! ( Conan The Barbarian ) 1982

**palo5** · November 21st, 2015, 02:42 PM

59. Ninjas can jump over houses

November 21st, 2015, 08:16 AM	#104
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November 20th, 2015, 11:41 PM	#101
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November 21st, 2015, 12:27 AM	#102
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November 21st, 2015, 01:26 AM	#103
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November 21st, 2015, 08:31 AM	#105
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November 21st, 2015, 10:22 AM	#106
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