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**TCO95** · July 30th, 2011, 10:40 PM

What were Canada Geese called before there was a Canada?

**tygrkhat40** · July 30th, 2011, 11:52 PM

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

gtos4ever · July 31st, 2011, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

Unsliced bread!

**Jeff Vader** · July 31st, 2011, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by gtos4ever

Unsliced bread!

Also known as... Bread ?

**Warren G** · July 31st, 2011, 07:29 AM

"Butterflies and moonbeams...and fairy tales...that's all she ever thin..."..oh! Wait a minute, Jimi! What do I think about? At random? Well...

(You're going to be sorry you asked this)...I've had a pretty bad case of jock itch lately, and the baby powder just ain't cutting it. That's been coming up pretty often lately.

Here's another...you ever undress in front of your dog? Boy, they really seem to pay attention to that. Then when you sit on the bed, they want to come over and smell your balls.

Must be the jock itch.

**Jeff Vader** · July 31st, 2011, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warren G

"Butterflies and moonbeams...and fairy tales...that's all she ever thin..."..oh! Wait a minute, Jimi! What do I think about? At random? Well...

(You're going to be sorry you asked this)...I've had a pretty bad case of jock itch lately, and the baby powder just ain't cutting it. That's been coming up pretty often lately.

Here's another...you ever undress in front of your dog? Boy, they really seem to pay attention to that. Then when you sit on the bed, they want to come over and smell your balls.

Must be the jock itch.

Then he curls up on the floor and licks his balls, pausing only to sneer at you ?

**sweatyhat** · July 31st, 2011, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Warren G

Here's another...you ever undress in front of your dog? Boy, they really seem to pay attention to that. Then when you sit on the bed, they want to come over and smell your balls.
Must be the jock itch.

We had a tomcat that used to sit and stare at us when we had sex. We'd had his knackers slashed so I don't think he fancied joining in. Perhaps he was just fascinated at the sight of tupping monkeys.

methosivanhoe · July 31st, 2011, 08:54 AM

roflol a cat watching you have sex... that must have been very strange lol

M

**sweatyhat** · July 31st, 2011, 08:58 AM

Cat got chased away more than once I can tell you.

methosivanhoe · July 31st, 2011, 09:00 AM

lol Perv Kitteh is watching you hump...

M

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methosivanhoe Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Gallifrey, constellation of Kasterborous Posts: 204 Thanks: 92 Thanked 2,622 Times in 205 Posts	roflol a cat watching you have sex... that must have been very strange lol M __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Warren G Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,473 Thanks: 5,632 Thanked 32,250 Times in 1,479 Posts	"Butterflies and moonbeams...and fairy tales...that's all she ever thin..."..oh! Wait a minute, Jimi! What do I think about? At random? Well... (You're going to be sorry you asked this)...I've had a pretty bad case of jock itch lately, and the baby powder just ain't cutting it. That's been coming up pretty often lately. Here's another...you ever undress in front of your dog? Boy, they really seem to pay attention to that. Then when you sit on the bed, they want to come over and smell your balls. Must be the jock itch.