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Old December 6th, 2018, 01:12 PM   #3721
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Old December 12th, 2018, 01:15 PM   #3723
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Hi there. I'm Peter the prawn. People often confuse me for shrimp. Prawns like shrimp are crustaceans , but we are a different species, and we live only in fresh water where shrimp only live in salt water(oceans). Prawns are generally larger than shrimp and more expensive at the supermarket and in restaurants. Prawns are especially loved by Australians. Since we live in fresh water there are many prawn farms, and Australians don't always cook us on the barbecue. We can be boiled and baked and one favorite way is to cook us and then dip us in special sauces-Yummy, Prawns are among the stupidest of all sea creatures, but we still have great lives even though it seems every other sea critter is out to eat us!


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Hoooray. After two weeks I finally made it to the summit of Mt. Everest, although along the way I lost my best friend, my wife and all the guides. Good thing I don't have any nasty kids to come home to, and now I can make nookie with my lovely and rich neighbor. Ah! Life is gooooooood!

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