December 27th, 2018, 01:33 AM | #191 |
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Registering disgust with Bono is a given, but I am disappointed after going through the whole thread and finding no hatred for Coldplay.
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December 27th, 2018, 04:08 AM | #192 | |
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Disagree completely about The Princess Bride. Agree completely about The Goonies. Truly horrid acting, shitty special effects, the whole opening bust out of jail sequence is brain grindingly annoying and what the fuckish!? It's on cable here in the US ALL THE GODDAMN TIME, and it seems like everyone is in love with it, and talking about a remake. |
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December 27th, 2018, 05:11 AM | #193 | |
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He means well - the films are obviously made with remarkable care, beautifully shot, with some fantastic performances - Mortenson, Freeman and McKellern in particular. The films started okay...the first LotR was a triumph...then gradually, PJ couldn't resist the temptation to tinker, 'improving' plotlines, expanding scenes and as the series progressed, increasingly approaching CGI with all the taste of a spotty geek teen with no budgetary constraints. By the time the Hobbit bloated it's way into the cinema as a risible three part behemoth, with some appalling casting (Thorin Oakenshield cast by DH Lawrence 'grim oop north') with Dwarfs looking entirely like they were the creations of Warhammer rather than Tolkien and more CGI then any game playing teen could dream of. Throw in more scenes, invent new characters, let's have a love interest; PJ didn't lose the plot, he simply allowed his unrestrained ego to imagine that he was a better writer of a story than JRRT, that even more is increasingly better, that bigger, louder, longer is an improvement over real substance. The biggest grandest conceit was to imagine that 'his' Hobbit, as it undoubtedly became, was the one Tolkien should have written, and an improvement on the original. Bigger, yes, longer, yes, unrestrained, certainly, hideously self-indulgent, without a doubt...better? Sadly, no. |
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December 27th, 2018, 08:53 AM | #194 |
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Morecombe and Wise.
What a massive load of shit that is from a nostalgia point of view every Xmas in Britain. I'm playing all the right notes but not in the right order to Andre Previn for the last 47 years. Fuck off with it. We all know now the best lines were written by somebody else for funny man Morecombe. Eddy Braben he was called so Eric Morecombe was not a comic genius. I don't want another Xmas with the supposed hero hosts of comic xmas past again. Or ill fukkin scream!!!!! Oh man and that stoopid dance they do at the end of the show. Utter dated bollox Last edited by chris chunt; December 27th, 2018 at 09:04 AM.. |
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I like most of the changes and omissions he made in the original trilogy. As just one example, the death of Saruman early on in Return of the King (which really should have been in the theatrical cut of the film!) works far better than a "faithful" adaption of the novel would have, which would have required a 45 minute epilogue in the Shire after the conclusion of the 3 1/2 hour main story arc. This would have confused and bored most moviegoers, who weren't familiar with the novel, and would have bloated the film well above the limits of an acceptable runtime for moviegoers with even the most seasoned of behinds. Some narrative choices simply work better in the cinema, which shares many, but not all rules of good storytelling with literature. As everyone who ever had to sit through the orgy of tiresome exposition that is the Architect scene in The Matrix Reloaded knows, a principle of good filmmaking is "show, don't tell". It's not a matter of "improving" upon the source material, but of a different medium given its due. Movie adaptions can be incredibly faithful, and yet incredibly dull, because the essence of the medium and the forced condensation of plotlines and characters require a different approach than writing a novel of a thousand and four hundred pages with an extensive annex. I fully agree regarding the Hobbit trilogy. As the perfectly fine, densely plotted four-hour Maple Edit of that trilogy proves, making two two hour movies out of the book, like Guillermo del Toro originally planned - rather than three two and a half hour movies (twice the runtime!), would have been the correct choice. There's just not enough story in this 250 page book to stretch over three films and the bloated movie adaption feels like "butter spread over too much bread". To be fair to Peter Jackson, this was a decision the studio made to maximize profits, given the incredibly high production costs, and Jackson tried to do the best he could with being brought on board at the eleventh hour and having to wing it day by day. It's not the first franchise to be messed up by studio politics, and I can only hope that Amazon does better with their planned TV series. Given that its yet another prequel, and I've grown to hate endless sequels, prequels and reboots, my expectations are already so low that I can only be pleasantly surprised. |
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Let's all make a New Years Resolution to be civil,Ok ?
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Better still, lets just be civil. I never keep New Years Resolutions, but being civil isn't so hard as giving up fatty foods or alcohol and taking exercise, and it's just as good for your blood pressure.
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Up yours; I refuse to be Cyril. The twat is full of non-sequiturs and irrelevance.
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