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**SanteeFats** · August 21st, 2014, 05:41 PM

Dad doesn't like my sister's boyfriend, they screw all the time so he misses his shot.

**SanteeFats** · August 21st, 2014, 06:16 PM

**gedly** · August 21st, 2014, 06:33 PM

I really do hate people who accuse me of being a sexist, racist, homophobic, misogynist.

**old alal** · August 21st, 2014, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dazza2

Didn't realise it was from the festival as i heard it from someone else

Not like any of the other jokes here are stolen eh?

Not complaining, just jealous that you can remember jokes, I forget them almost as soon as I hear them, but remember all the ones I liked when I was a child. This one was an exception as it really tickled me when I heard it.

I guess all jokes are stolen sooner or later.

Man with a stutter goes to the chip shop and says " can I have Fish and Ch ch chh, can I have Fish and Ch ch ch ch "...and the cat attacked him!

See what I mean

**SanteeFats** · August 21st, 2014, 09:12 PM

This may the wrong thread it may belong on the worst jokes thread but here goes.
Is Gaelic what they call two Irish homosexuals?

**gedly** · August 21st, 2014, 09:59 PM

Apparently scientists have discovered that humans and Neanderthals lived together for thousands of years until the Neanderthals disappeared 40,000 years ago. They've obviously not been to the pub I go to.

**seany65** · August 21st, 2014, 11:31 PM

'Raleigh' wasn't famous explorer Sir Walter's real second name, it was 'Jones', but he changed it in honour of his mother. Who happened to be the village bike.

**SanteeFats** · August 22nd, 2014, 12:22 AM

I like this one.

**Jonno71** · August 22nd, 2014, 11:03 AM

Remember the good old days when things were better? Things were cheaper, easier, less stressful, TV had better programmes, jokes were funnier even though less crude and you could say something racist without being exposed on social media.

**Jeff Vader** · August 23rd, 2014, 09:15 AM

My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak.

If only they could see me now...

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August 21st, 2014, 05:41 PM	#8421
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,742 Times in 60,857 Posts	Dad doesn't like my sister's boyfriend, they screw all the time so he misses his shot.

August 21st, 2014, 06:16 PM	#8422
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August 21st, 2014, 06:33 PM	#8423
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,305 Times in 3,171 Posts	I really do hate people who accuse me of being a sexist, racist, homophobic, misogynist.

August 21st, 2014, 09:12 PM	#8425
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,742 Times in 60,857 Posts	This may the wrong thread it may belong on the worst jokes thread but here goes. Is Gaelic what they call two Irish homosexuals?

August 21st, 2014, 09:59 PM	#8426
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,305 Times in 3,171 Posts	Apparently scientists have discovered that humans and Neanderthals lived together for thousands of years until the Neanderthals disappeared 40,000 years ago. They've obviously not been to the pub I go to.

August 22nd, 2014, 12:22 AM	#8428
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,742 Times in 60,857 Posts	I like this one.

August 22nd, 2014, 11:03 AM	#8429
Jonno71 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Right here... Right now. Posts: 1,497 Thanks: 8,831 Thanked 75,959 Times in 1,503 Posts	Remember the good old days when things were better? Things were cheaper, easier, less stressful, TV had better programmes, jokes were funnier even though less crude and you could say something racist without being exposed on social media.