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August 21st, 2014, 05:41 PM | #8421 |
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Dad doesn't like my sister's boyfriend, they screw all the time so he misses his shot.
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August 21st, 2014, 06:16 PM | #8422 |
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I really do hate people who accuse me of being a sexist, racist, homophobic, misogynist.
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I guess all jokes are stolen sooner or later. Man with a stutter goes to the chip shop and says " can I have Fish and Ch ch chh, can I have Fish and Ch ch ch ch "...and the cat attacked him! See what I mean
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August 21st, 2014, 09:12 PM | #8425 |
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This may the wrong thread it may belong on the worst jokes thread but here goes.
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Apparently scientists have discovered that humans and Neanderthals lived together for thousands of years until the Neanderthals disappeared 40,000 years ago. They've obviously not been to the pub I go to.
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'Raleigh' wasn't famous explorer Sir Walter's real second name, it was 'Jones', but he changed it in honour of his mother. Who happened to be the village bike.
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Remember the good old days when things were better? Things were cheaper, easier, less stressful, TV had better programmes, jokes were funnier even though less crude and you could say something racist without being exposed on social media.
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