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June 24th, 2018, 10:07 PM | #13491 |
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What has a tramp & a student got in common?
A: They both have fuck all.
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June 26th, 2018, 09:08 AM | #13492 |
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Q: "Nice weather today, isnīt it?"
A: "How are you?" |
June 27th, 2018, 10:15 AM | #13493 |
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June 27th, 2018, 06:55 PM | #13494 |
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Houdini? Now there's a name that often escapes me.
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June 27th, 2018, 09:44 PM | #13495 |
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I was given some really good financial news today.
The little orphan kid I was sponsoring in Africa has been eaten by a lion. |
June 27th, 2018, 10:23 PM | #13496 |
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Just got a new iPhone, so thought I'd try out this Siri thing as I've not used it before.
"Surely it's not going to rain at the weekend is it?" I asked Siri. "It is going to rain at the weekend, and don't call me Shirley", Siri replied. Turns out I had it on Airplane mode |
June 28th, 2018, 02:40 PM | #13497 |
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Roll on Wimbledon
Masturbated a few times this week while watching the ladies play tennis. Had to stop after the Umpire announced I was distracting the players.
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June 28th, 2018, 05:30 PM | #13498 |
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June 29th, 2018, 03:43 PM | #13499 |
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June 29th, 2018, 11:46 PM | #13500 |
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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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