Post your corny jokes - Page 1341

**Mal Hombre** · June 3rd, 2018, 08:06 AM

Has She gone down on you yet ?

**Mal Hombre** · June 3rd, 2018, 10:04 AM

I used to know a bloke called Baskerville,Of course people used to hound Him about it but at least when He was christened,His family had their own font...

**Silklover** · June 3rd, 2018, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Fide

Got a new girlfriend last week but she has not spoken a word to me yet & it's annoying to have to pump her up each time I take her out of the box.

Could she eventually be Mrs $69.95, why not keep her "fulfilled" all the time?

**mrfixit** · June 3rd, 2018, 03:40 PM

**effCup** · June 3rd, 2018, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mrfixit

Functional?

Sounds like an overloaded operator.

**trailmaster** · June 3rd, 2018, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by effCup

Functional?

Sounds like an overloaded operator.

You need to explain this, because most of the time I and most other members have no idea what you are saying. It's because you probably have a genius I.Q., and the rest of us are idiots in comparison!

**effCup** · June 4th, 2018, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

You need to explain this

No. If one has to explain a joke then it's no longer funny.

... not that I was making a joke, really.

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

no idea what you are saying.

I already provided explanatory links above--you want even more!?

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I.Q.

No.

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

idiots

̶N̶o̶ cough!

**haymarket** · June 4th, 2018, 07:52 AM

I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had.

He started counting but he fell asleep.

**mrfixit** · June 5th, 2018, 11:06 PM

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men’s delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.
“Isn’t it wonderful?” Brad exclaims. ”All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.”
“He’s happy now,” says the nurse. “But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his a*s.”

**fatrat1** · June 7th, 2018, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Mister Fide

Got a new girlfriend last week but she has not spoken a word to me yet & it's annoying to have to pump her up each time I take her out of the box.

At least you get a blow job everytime.

June 3rd, 2018, 08:06 AM	#13401
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June 3rd, 2018, 10:04 AM	#13402
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,198 Thanks: 773,472 Thanked 856,574 Times in 57,629 Posts	I used to know a bloke called Baskerville,Of course people used to hound Him about it but at least when He was christened,His family had their own font... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 4th, 2018, 07:52 AM	#13408
haymarket Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Merseyside U.K Posts: 254 Thanks: 23,558 Thanked 4,549 Times in 253 Posts	I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting but he fell asleep. __________________ "You ain't seen me, Right!"

June 5th, 2018, 11:06 PM	#13409
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 166,070 Thanked 114,862 Times in 9,416 Posts	Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men’s delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. “Isn’t it wonderful?” Brad exclaims. ”All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.” “He’s happy now,” says the nurse. “But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his as.” __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?