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December 8th, 2017, 11:54 AM | #12871 |
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Dictionary of Puns
divine: what grows on and climbs up ditrellis. |
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December 8th, 2017, 01:34 PM | #12872 |
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On the other hand, you have fingers.
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December 9th, 2017, 02:35 PM | #12873 |
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U.S. foreign policy objectives:
Kill A Fascist For Franklin Kill A Commie For Christ and... Destroy The DPRK For The Donald! |
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December 9th, 2017, 04:38 PM | #12874 |
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I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
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December 9th, 2017, 05:19 PM | #12875 |
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December 9th, 2017, 05:52 PM | #12876 |
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Staggered home drunk one night, but stayed up to finish the pesky Rubik's cube.
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December 10th, 2017, 01:07 PM | #12877 |
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"When the first time is a hooker, the innocence lost is gained by the wisdom won."
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Q. Name a synonym for white flight?
A. Avoid The Groid. |
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My wife ordered me to have The Talk about the birds and the bees with my son.
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David Blaine is said to be fuming, after his record of doing nothing in the box for 44 days has been smashed by Romelu Lukaku
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