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December 8th, 2017, 11:54 AM	#12871
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	Dictionary of Puns divine: what grows on and climbs up ditrellis.

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December 8th, 2017, 01:34 PM	#12872
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December 9th, 2017, 02:35 PM	#12873
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	U.S. foreign policy objectives: Kill A Fascist For Franklin Kill A Commie For Christ and... Destroy The DPRK For The Donald!

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December 9th, 2017, 04:38 PM	#12874
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I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

Took me ages to figure out Tetris. Then everything just fell into place.

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December 9th, 2017, 05:52 PM	#12876
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Staggered home drunk one night, but stayed up to finish the pesky Rubik's cube. Woke up next morning to find I'd mangled the budgie.

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December 10th, 2017, 01:07 PM	#12877
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,262 Thanked 17,818 Times in 1,241 Posts	"When the first time is a hooker, the innocence lost is gained by the wisdom won."

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December 10th, 2017, 05:51 PM	#12878
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Q. Name a synonym for white flight? A. Avoid The Groid.

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December 10th, 2017, 09:20 PM	#12879
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	My wife ordered me to have The Talk about the birds and the bees with my son. So I bought him a casting couch,

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December 10th, 2017, 10:44 PM	#12880
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