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December 3rd, 2017, 01:49 PM | #12851 |
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December 3rd, 2017, 03:30 PM | #12852 |
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December 3rd, 2017, 03:42 PM | #12853 |
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After I climbed Mount Everest, I just knew everything would be downhill from there
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December 3rd, 2017, 07:42 PM | #12854 |
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My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
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December 4th, 2017, 12:22 PM | #12855 |
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I got a Jehovah's Witnesses Advent Calender. Opened the first door and there was two of them stood there....
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December 4th, 2017, 01:41 PM | #12856 |
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Then there was the one about the priest who phoned God
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December 5th, 2017, 10:09 AM | #12857 |
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A blonde walks along the street in the evening. Finally, she comes past a lantern with an attached note saying: 'Apartment for rent, 60 sqm, quiet location.' She thinks to herself: 'Well, my landlord threw me out of the last one. I'm looking for a new one anyway.' So she knocks on the lantern, no reaction. She knocks again, still nothing. A flabbergasted policewoman watches the eerie activity from a distance. Finally she goes to the blonde and asks her what she is doing. The blonde answers: 'See for yourself, this nice apartment is for rent. But it's strange, I've been knocking for ten minutes and no one opens the door.' The policewoman eavesdrop at the lamppost for a while. Then she looks closely at the lantern from the very bottom to the bottom and says, 'Keep knocking, there must be someone at home. The light is on.'
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December 5th, 2017, 12:17 PM | #12858 |
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Circles? I mean, where do you start?
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December 5th, 2017, 12:29 PM | #12859 |
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Whilst getting the decorations out of the loft I found a 1975 copy of Radio Times or, as it's now called, The Sex Offenders Register.
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December 5th, 2017, 12:32 PM | #12860 |
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This really sexy bird looked at my beer belly today and sarcasticly asked "Is it Fosters or Stella?". I replied "there's a tap underneath, taste it".
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