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October 8th, 2017, 11:21 PM | #12751 |
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A man walks into a brothel dressed in a policeman's uniform and holding a bag. He says, "Who wants to play cops and robbers with me?"
Next night he walks into the brothel with a doctor's coat, stethoscope and bag and says, "Who wants to play doctors and nurses with me?" Next night he walks into the brothel in a pilot's uniform with the bag and says, "Who wants to play pilot and air hostesses with me?" Next night he walks into the brothel in a fireman's uniform and says, "Fire! Fire! Everybody out!" His favourite prostitute pulls out his cock and starts giving him a blowjob. He says, "You better make this quick sweetie. I really am a fireman and this building really is on fire". |
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October 11th, 2017, 01:02 AM | #12752 |
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"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great phrase.
However, I discovered it's a shit way to tell the kids they're adopted. |
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October 11th, 2017, 01:07 AM | #12753 |
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Convicted hitman Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures. Police have confirmed this may be the first known case of knick-knack paddy whack. |
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October 12th, 2017, 03:06 AM | #12754 |
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October 12th, 2017, 04:43 PM | #12755 |
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Welcome to the Hokey Pokey Mental Health Center
Come in and turn yourself around
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October 13th, 2017, 04:12 PM | #12756 | |
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But now for something completely different.
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October 13th, 2017, 06:29 PM | #12757 |
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Richard is a dick.
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October 15th, 2017, 04:22 PM | #12758 |
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I know people think that my girlfriend is just a trophy girlfriend but you try fitting her in my living room cabinet.
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October 15th, 2017, 04:40 PM | #12759 |
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I know people think that my girlfriend is just a trophy girlfriend but She's just got big ears..
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An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is" While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father said quietly to his son....."Go get your mother."
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