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Old 12-08-2017, 04:48 AM   #161
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Old 01-04-2018, 09:21 PM   #162
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Evidently the term
"He's so full of shit his eyes are brown"
has been replaced with
"He's so full of shit his hair is orange"
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Old 01-15-2018, 10:48 PM   #163
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Q. How is Donald Trump like baseball?

A. He was born on third base, and thought he hit a triple...

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Q. How is Donald Trump like Warrant?

A. Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinkin' Rich.
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Old 01-22-2018, 02:01 AM   #164
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Q. What did Donald Trump do wrong with Stormy Daniels?

A. He paid her $10K for a hookup and $100K+ to keep quiet about it.

He should have paid $10K for lingerie and $100K+ for harem signing bonus...
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Q. Why does Donald Trump sleep with pornstars even though he's already married?

A. It's like that Donald Trump hat: "Make America Straight Again!"
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Old 01-27-2018, 02:47 PM   #167
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The great thing is,You don't have to do anything.He does it Himself..
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Old 01-27-2018, 06:12 PM   #168
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Q. How do you know Donald Trump will bring back the '80s?

A. He has a short mullet in the back, and there will be Trumped-Up Trickle Down...
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Q. What does Donald Trump like about cherry pie?

A. "Blood coming out of her whatever..."
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