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October 31st, 2015, 01:31 PM | #721 |
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October 31st, 2015, 01:51 PM | #722 |
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So this guy goes to the whore house but only has $5 so the madame says she can sort him out and puts him in a room with a chicken...... the guy shrugs his shoulders and fucks the poultry to death.
He goes back the next week with $10 and the madame sends him to another room where a bunch of guys are sat in the dark, a shutter goes up and two gorgeous lesbians are going at it in the next room. The bloke leans over to the guy next to him and says "This is fucking awesome!" The guy replies "This is nothing mate, last week it was some dozy cunt fucking a chicken!"
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October 31st, 2015, 02:33 PM | #723 |
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November 1st, 2015, 07:25 PM | #724 |
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A lady I know told me she was pregnant with twins. All I said was "Well at long last you'll at least have 2 children who have the same father."
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November 4th, 2015, 09:17 PM | #725 |
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I caught my son wanking today. I run much faster while I masturbate. Every time I try to chase my dream, it turns around and sprays me in the eyes with mace. Credit to OPs
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November 7th, 2015, 02:53 PM | #727 |
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November 10th, 2015, 03:07 PM | #728 |
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November 11th, 2015, 04:57 PM | #729 |
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November 13th, 2015, 01:23 AM | #730 |
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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare."
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