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What do you call a chick without any arms or legs but gives great head
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January 30th, 2017, 03:28 PM
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January 30th, 2017, 03:51 PM
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January 30th, 2017, 04:02 PM
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Q: What does a black kid get for Christmas?
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What do you call a cross between a black and a gypsy ?
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Can't believe the orphanage I run burned down today with the lives of forty four children lost,
Maybe I should have put batteries those fire alarms after all ? , Still on the plus side at least don't have to contact any parents.
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What’s the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race.
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February 3rd, 2017, 11:51 PM
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Q. What's the difference between the Ku Klux Klan and NAMBLA?
A. Both are offensive, but the KKK has cooler costumes. [DISCLAIMER: I'm not racist, and not pedo either.] Last edited by AmateurEmale; February 4th, 2017 at 03:04 AM.. Reason: omission |
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