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Old May 21st, 2017, 04:00 PM   #301
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What do the Gay lords say about that?
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Buggered if I know
As am too busy oiling , flexing and pouting on ButtSpread
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Old May 21st, 2017, 04:18 PM   #302
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Damn GM

As am too busy laying out your new bed spread

Love your attic BTW, when's the party
I'm inviting all of VEF for party to end all parties
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Old May 21st, 2017, 05:06 PM   #303
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I'm inviting all of VEF for party to end all panties.
That is one party I'm actually interested in going to.
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The only pantry I'm actually interested in is MaxJokers Pantry of Heart Attack Heaven
Better there than in an attic
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Better there than up the arse
Rear endeth the first lesson.
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You sure do have a purty mouth
Gee thanks bloke

I`d write more butt all up am I now getting choked
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I`d write more butt all up am I now getting ready...
Ready for what?
Eating pizza and drink beer I hope.
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Embrace me you mad crazy albeit hefty moobed fool , embrace me and whisk me away from all this , to a factory where they make whisks. As always wondered how they do it

Glen they do it like we all do it.
With fingers crossed plus bribed witnesses to hand , ready to blame somebody else if it all goes wrong
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Nope. We are going to eat each other and then molest the Pizza guy
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