The Most Unfunny Joke Ever... - Page 2

**anklebiter** · June 26th, 2009, 04:00 AM

Waddya Call....

A man w/ no arms or legs floating in the river?----------Bob

A woman w/ one leg shorter than the other?------------Eileen

A man w/ no arms or legs, laying on the porch?------------Matt

A Mexican woman w/ no legs?----------------------------Consuelo

**BustyWomenLovr** · June 26th, 2009, 04:05 AM

What did Princess Grace have that Natalie Wood could have used?
A good stroke..

Sandy Claws · June 26th, 2009, 07:21 AM

An asian man travelled to australia to see the beautiful landscape but was a little bit shy and wasn't very sure about how to meet people. After building up a bit of courage he walked up to a nice looking man and asked "uhm, excuse me sir, i was wondering whether you might be able to tell me where i might go if i wanted to meet new people?"

the man said "oh, well, just go to a pub and go and say 'hello' to someone....."

the asian thanked the man and went to the nearest pub. once inside he bought himself a drink and had a look around to see if he could see anybody he might introduce himself to. He saw a small group of people and headed over....., 'Hi' he said...........

One of the men looked up and said 'Get F%#ked Jap Cu*t'.

**rotobott** · June 26th, 2009, 12:46 PM

The same Jap guy later visited a sheep station,where he saw a stocky young fellow bent over a sheep.

Hi he shouts over,are you shearing.

No f**k off and get your own,replies the Australian.

Estreeter · June 26th, 2009, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anklebiter

Waddya Call....
A man w/ no arms or legs floating in the river?----------Bob
A woman w/ one leg shorter than the other?------------Eileen
A man w/ no arms or legs, laying on the porch?------------Matt
A Mexican woman w/ no legs?----------------------------Consuelo

They are actually funny,
This is bad

Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.

Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

Sandy Claws · June 28th, 2009, 02:30 AM

How do you make a tissue dance?

......... put a bit of boogie into it.

Estreeter · June 28th, 2009, 06:07 AM

Q What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
A A tuba toothpaste.

steelheadhook · June 28th, 2009, 07:27 AM

Whaddya call...

The man w/ no arms or legs when he's water skiing?------------Skip.

A Japanese woman w/ one leg shorter than the other?----------Irene.

The man w/ no arms or legs hanging on the wall?---------------Art.

Sandy Claws · June 28th, 2009, 07:56 AM

I can't speak german, but i got told that there is a german joke/ rhyme, that when translated to english is.......

Say window sill,............... your ass is smooth.

**mrfixit** · June 28th, 2009, 08:11 AM

A man gets pickde up at a bar by a cab
man: Do you have room for a six-pack and a pizza in the front seat?
driver:Yes iI do.
The man then procedes to through-up into the front seat.

June 26th, 2009, 04:05 AM	#12
BustyWomenLovr Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,750 Thanks: 20,513 Thanked 43,170 Times in 2,674 Posts	What did Princess Grace have that Natalie Wood could have used? A good stroke.. __________________ There is no such thing as too big a bust.

June 28th, 2009, 06:07 AM	#17
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June 28th, 2009, 08:11 AM	#20
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,867 Thanked 114,832 Times in 9,416 Posts	A man gets pickde up at a bar by a cab man: Do you have room for a six-pack and a pizza in the front seat? driver:Yes iI do. The man then procedes to through-up into the front seat. Last edited by mrfixit; June 28th, 2009 at 08:12 AM.. Reason: bad spelling

June 26th, 2009, 04:00 AM	#11
anklebiter Palerider Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 509 Thanks: 5,603 Thanked 9,862 Times in 515 Posts	Waddya Call.... A man w/ no arms or legs floating in the river?----------Bob A woman w/ one leg shorter than the other?------------Eileen A man w/ no arms or legs, laying on the porch?------------Matt A Mexican woman w/ no legs?----------------------------Consuelo

June 26th, 2009, 07:21 AM	#13
Sandy Claws Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 149 Thanks: 1,535 Thanked 2,211 Times in 282 Posts	An asian man travelled to australia to see the beautiful landscape but was a little bit shy and wasn't very sure about how to meet people. After building up a bit of courage he walked up to a nice looking man and asked "uhm, excuse me sir, i was wondering whether you might be able to tell me where i might go if i wanted to meet new people?" the man said "oh, well, just go to a pub and go and say 'hello' to someone....." the asian thanked the man and went to the nearest pub. once inside he bought himself a drink and had a look around to see if he could see anybody he might introduce himself to. He saw a small group of people and headed over....., 'Hi' he said........... One of the men looked up and said 'Get F%#ked Jap Cu*t'.

June 26th, 2009, 12:46 PM	#14
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,111 Thanks: 174,799 Thanked 634,694 Times in 31,432 Posts	The same Jap guy later visited a sheep station,where he saw a stocky young fellow bent over a sheep. Hi he shouts over,are you shearing. No f**k off and get your own,replies the Australian.

June 28th, 2009, 02:30 AM	#16
Sandy Claws Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 149 Thanks: 1,535 Thanked 2,211 Times in 282 Posts	How do you make a tissue dance? ......... put a bit of boogie into it.

June 28th, 2009, 07:27 AM	#18
steelheadhook Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3 Thanks: 18 Thanked 12 Times in 3 Posts	Whaddya call... The man w/ no arms or legs when he's water skiing?------------Skip. A Japanese woman w/ one leg shorter than the other?----------Irene. The man w/ no arms or legs hanging on the wall?---------------Art.

June 28th, 2009, 07:56 AM	#19
Sandy Claws Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 149 Thanks: 1,535 Thanked 2,211 Times in 282 Posts	I can't speak german, but i got told that there is a german joke/ rhyme, that when translated to english is....... Say window sill,............... your ass is smooth.