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January 1st, 2018, 11:15 AM

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the size of Whales.

Could have been worse, given the size of Wales.

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January 1st, 2018, 11:59 AM	#12912
Staffsyeoman Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,269 Thanks: 34,179 Thanked 26,754 Times in 2,160 Posts	Yeah... doesn't really work with "the size of Belgium"

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January 1st, 2018, 12:08 PM

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size of Belgium

Size of wallpaper?

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January 2nd, 2018, 12:15 AM	#12914
effCup *Vintage Idiot* Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: History Posts: 22,136 Thanks: 226,721 Thanked 356,760 Times in 21,631 Posts	When the Prisons Dept. was renamed the Dept. of Corrections, all the pens and pencils had to be let go, leaving them with only twink & erasers. Then someone invented the paperless office.

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January 8th, 2018, 01:15 PM	#12915
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,988 Times in 15,731 Posts	My dad never liked me. When I was young he made me bob for razorblades

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January 11th, 2018, 11:42 PM	#12916
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January 13th, 2018, 07:24 PM	#12917
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,925 Thanked 127,784 Times in 3,570 Posts	Only a FOOL would buy IKEA furniture. Instead I just download the instructions and keep emailing their service dept to say that I am missing a piece, until they ship me all the pieces over a six month period __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

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January 13th, 2018, 09:26 PM	#12918
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,925 Thanked 127,784 Times in 3,570 Posts	Started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven’t got a gig yet. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

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January 13th, 2018, 11:04 PM	#12919
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,987 Times in 890 Posts	I would not say we were poor when i was young but my mother would tell bedtime stories when i was sat on the pot. I have never worked out how my sisters had two brothers & i only had one.

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January 14th, 2018, 05:56 AM	#12920
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	What did the pirate say when he turned four score years of age? Ay matey!

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