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**Mal Hombre** · December 3rd, 2017, 01:49 PM

Roundabouts ? There's no end to Them..

**gedly** · December 3rd, 2017, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Roundabouts ? There's no end to Them..

I get the feeling that this conversation is only going to go One Way....

**ball7** · December 3rd, 2017, 03:42 PM

After I climbed Mount Everest, I just knew everything would be downhill from there

**mrfixit** · December 3rd, 2017, 07:42 PM

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

**PJayBr** · December 4th, 2017, 12:22 PM

I got a Jehovah's Witnesses Advent Calender. Opened the first door and there was two of them stood there....

**ball7** · December 4th, 2017, 01:41 PM

Then there was the one about the priest who phoned God
God put him on hold for the next six hundred years or until Jesus returned
Whatever came first

**Nobody1** · December 5th, 2017, 10:09 AM

A blonde walks along the street in the evening. Finally, she comes past a lantern with an attached note saying: 'Apartment for rent, 60 sqm, quiet location.' She thinks to herself: 'Well, my landlord threw me out of the last one. I'm looking for a new one anyway.' So she knocks on the lantern, no reaction. She knocks again, still nothing. A flabbergasted policewoman watches the eerie activity from a distance. Finally she goes to the blonde and asks her what she is doing. The blonde answers: 'See for yourself, this nice apartment is for rent. But it's strange, I've been knocking for ten minutes and no one opens the door.' The policewoman eavesdrop at the lamppost for a while. Then she looks closely at the lantern from the very bottom to the bottom and says, 'Keep knocking, there must be someone at home. The light is on.'

**gedly** · December 5th, 2017, 12:17 PM

Circles? I mean, where do you start?

**anothercustom** · December 5th, 2017, 12:29 PM

Whilst getting the decorations out of the loft I found a 1975 copy of Radio Times or, as it's now called, The Sex Offenders Register.

**anothercustom** · December 5th, 2017, 12:32 PM

This really sexy bird looked at my beer belly today and sarcasticly asked "Is it Fosters or Stella?". I replied "there's a tap underneath, taste it".

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December 3rd, 2017, 07:42 PM	#12854
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,867 Thanked 114,832 Times in 9,416 Posts	My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

December 3rd, 2017, 03:42 PM	#12853
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,693 Thanks: 66,291 Thanked 210,002 Times in 15,731 Posts	After I climbed Mount Everest, I just knew everything would be downhill from there

December 4th, 2017, 12:22 PM	#12855
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,312 Thanks: 41,784 Thanked 13,696 Times in 1,283 Posts	I got a Jehovah's Witnesses Advent Calender. Opened the first door and there was two of them stood there....

December 4th, 2017, 01:41 PM	#12856
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,693 Thanks: 66,291 Thanked 210,002 Times in 15,731 Posts	Then there was the one about the priest who phoned God God put him on hold for the next six hundred years or until Jesus returned Whatever came first

December 5th, 2017, 10:09 AM	#12857
Nobody1 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,119 Thanks: 16,786 Thanked 22,140 Times in 2,127 Posts	A blonde walks along the street in the evening. Finally, she comes past a lantern with an attached note saying: 'Apartment for rent, 60 sqm, quiet location.' She thinks to herself: 'Well, my landlord threw me out of the last one. I'm looking for a new one anyway.' So she knocks on the lantern, no reaction. She knocks again, still nothing. A flabbergasted policewoman watches the eerie activity from a distance. Finally she goes to the blonde and asks her what she is doing. The blonde answers: 'See for yourself, this nice apartment is for rent. But it's strange, I've been knocking for ten minutes and no one opens the door.' The policewoman eavesdrop at the lamppost for a while. Then she looks closely at the lantern from the very bottom to the bottom and says, 'Keep knocking, there must be someone at home. The light is on.'

December 5th, 2017, 12:17 PM	#12858
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,886 Thanked 69,318 Times in 3,171 Posts	Circles? I mean, where do you start?

December 5th, 2017, 12:29 PM	#12859
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,777 Times in 5,161 Posts	Whilst getting the decorations out of the loft I found a 1975 copy of Radio Times or, as it's now called, The Sex Offenders Register.

December 5th, 2017, 12:32 PM	#12860
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,777 Times in 5,161 Posts	This really sexy bird looked at my beer belly today and sarcasticly asked "Is it Fosters or Stella?". I replied "there's a tap underneath, taste it".