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Not. I would lie in the road with a rock concealed on my person and wait for the first good Samaritan to drive past.
Zombie apocalypse or Biblical one? |
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September 26th, 2018, 02:54 AM | #6512 |
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Biblical. Then I'd be finding out if all the stuff in the Bible were actually true. Plus, I'd get to see Jesus, even if it were only for a moment as he was casting me into hell for looking at porn.
Fighting hordes of zombies would be very tiring. I think they'd get me, and I'd end up as one of them. Serve in heaven or reign in hell?
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September 26th, 2018, 11:54 AM | #6513 |
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Hindsight history choice time .. If he had been allowed it would quite likely have led to the overthrow of Communism in China . Remember this was mid 1953 and Russia wouldn't acquire Nukes till early 1956
Serve in heaven (As it`d be just like what I do here )
Douglas MacArthur American five-star general and Field Marshal of the Philippine Army wanted to use Nuclear weapons against the Chinese during Korean war Yes bomb those sleepy looking basin haircut buggers Or No don't bother we`d only want to bomb them again half an hour later ?
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Yea, bomb the heck outta them!
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With Cheese butt I would leave the tuna out..
Toasted Cheese Sandwich with ham or liver sausage ?
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Ham (As nothing goes finer with cheese , apart from me ) Elon - Ponzi Scheme Merchant - Musk Worthy of a brutal nut splattering kicking Or What and soil my shoes no let`s let big business break his balls ?
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Kick him in the balls. He's been violating Amber Heard.
Jupiter or Saturn?
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If you had an accident in space and your ship crashed on a seemingly deserted planet would you or would you not ask for help from a sexy and beautiful alien whose ship has just landed after she heard your distress call? |
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Hell no! I'd much rather die a slow, painful death from lack of food, water or
oxygen... but then again, if the alien was a male... you know, a big ol' sweaty guy.... Oh, well that question is answered.... Global warming. Fact or fiction?
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IMHO Global warming is fiction. The Earth regularly goes through long periods of heating and cooling(the last cooling period was known as "The Ice Age")
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