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March 5th, 2018, 11:39 AM | #2361 |
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Mal, I just heard the news about your wife. I'm so sorry....But how did you manage to lure her into that minefield in the first place?
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March 5th, 2018, 11:56 AM | #2362 |
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sandhunter so named, because with nothing to do all day he spends his time in the Sonoran desert with a metal detector looking for buried treasure and a special x-ray device that can detect gold. When he gets hungry he catches snakes, skins them and cooks them on a portable grill. When he gets thirsty he tears open the nearest cactus and mixes the juice with bourbon.
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ball7 lies so much that it has become compulsive and criminal. The police have put a monitor on him which can't be removed. Everytime ball7 lies while commiting a criminal act the police detect where he is so he can be arrested. ball7 has to work practically 24 hours a day to make enough money to pay all the legal bills his lawyers charge him to bail him out of jail.
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March 5th, 2018, 03:21 PM | #2364 |
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Trailmaster ran off with the farmer's daughter
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March 5th, 2018, 04:05 PM | #2365 |
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If you replace the name "Trump" with "Estreeter" you get the truth
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TV show, Cheers, The character Cliff Clavin was inspired by the real life Brian249x
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March 6th, 2018, 07:50 PM | #2368 |
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Hitchcock's last film was going to be titled: "The life and death of a horrendous criminal by the name of Kelio"
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March 7th, 2018, 12:09 PM | #2369 |
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In Trump's latest tweet he mentioned VEF two times and praised Greenman five times.
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The USPGA Tour have appointed Estreeter as golfing consultant for the rest of the world.
It was decided the rest of them don't know how to play golf anyway, so may as well let it go to hell....
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