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**ball7** · March 3rd, 2018, 12:55 PM

Jokerman named his first born after OJ Simpson

**Arturo2nd** · March 3rd, 2018, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ball7

Jokerman named his first born after OJ Simpson

And here I thought "Butch" was a family name.

**jokerman** · March 3rd, 2018, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ball7

Jokerman named his first born after OJ Simpson

That's not true. I Named him after Max Joker.

**ball7** · March 3rd, 2018, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jokerman

That's not true. I Named him after Max Joker.

Wait, you named him Adolf Hitler Jr.?

**jokerman** · March 4th, 2018, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ball7

Wait, you named him Adolf Hitler Jr.?

No it was the prince of darkness. maxjoker is really Ozzy Osbourne.

Estreeter · March 4th, 2018, 11:22 AM

Glen Quagmire...... is Jesus

**trailmaster** · March 4th, 2018, 12:01 PM

Estreeter, MaxJoker, Mal HombreSanteeFats, Glen Quagmire and sandhunter were the original "Village People" band, but one day while rehearsing in the basement of an abandoned building the real "Village People" who had just formed showed up after hearing about this wannabe group.
They went down into the basement, hearing these awful sounds. The guy dressed as a native American said."Who are you idiots and what is that awful music?" Estreeter said "We're the new "Village People" group. The guy dressed as a biker said, "No your not. We are the original. You're just a lousy imitation and you better get yourselves and you're lousy music and equipment outta here.Estreeter said, "So you want to fight then come to me. The guy dressed as a construction worker pulled from a bag a giant wooden mallet and hit Estreeter so hard that he was flung twenty feet into the air, hit the ceiling and then fell down into their drum set smashing it to bits. The real "Village People guy said "Get your stinking selves and your stinking music and your lousy instruments outta here. I know what you can do. I heard about this internet site called v.e.f. They use moderators and supermoderators. You look like smart guys even though you can't sing. Maybe you should apply for the job at that place. But get outta here now or we will kick the crap out of you and never show your faces in this town again!!" Estreeter and his gang left and they thought, "Well maybe we'll try this V.E.F place. We can't be musicians in this town, but maybe this other job might work!"

Estreeter · March 4th, 2018, 01:31 PM

trailmaster is the only Gay member of The Hells Angels

**trailmaster** · March 4th, 2018, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

trailmaster is the only Gay member of The Hells Angels

But, but, but what if they found this out!? They might want to use me for target practice with their pump action sawed off rifles with 50 calibre hollow point rounds!

Estreeter · March 4th, 2018, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

But, but, but what if they found this out!? They might want to use me for target practice with their pump action sawed off rifles with 50 calibre hollow point rounds!

Better the physical pain than the mental anguish I can dish out, be a man, take the pain

March 4th, 2018, 11:22 AM	#2346
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March 4th, 2018, 01:31 PM	#2348
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March 3rd, 2018, 12:55 PM	#2341
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,986 Times in 15,731 Posts	Jokerman named his first born after OJ Simpson

March 4th, 2018, 12:01 PM	#2347
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,243 Times in 60,072 Posts	Estreeter, MaxJoker, Mal HombreSanteeFats, Glen Quagmire and sandhunter were the original "Village People" band, but one day while rehearsing in the basement of an abandoned building the real "Village People" who had just formed showed up after hearing about this wannabe group. They went down into the basement, hearing these awful sounds. The guy dressed as a native American said."Who are you idiots and what is that awful music?" Estreeter said "We're the new "Village People" group. The guy dressed as a biker said, "No your not. We are the original. You're just a lousy imitation and you better get yourselves and you're lousy music and equipment outta here.Estreeter said, "So you want to fight then come to me. The guy dressed as a construction worker pulled from a bag a giant wooden mallet and hit Estreeter so hard that he was flung twenty feet into the air, hit the ceiling and then fell down into their drum set smashing it to bits. The real "Village People guy said "Get your stinking selves and your stinking music and your lousy instruments outta here. I know what you can do. I heard about this internet site called v.e.f. They use moderators and supermoderators. You look like smart guys even though you can't sing. Maybe you should apply for the job at that place. But get outta here now or we will kick the crap out of you and never show your faces in this town again!!" Estreeter and his gang left and they thought, "Well maybe we'll try this V.E.F place. We can't be musicians in this town, but maybe this other job might work!"