Random Thoughts - Page 726

**Arturo2nd** · March 14th, 2019, 10:34 PM

I am going to pray that certain members get reincarnated as girls and get to enjoy American middle and high schools while they are subjected to the massive fluctuations and changes caused by female sex hormones. I can't really pray that they should be sexually molested as children or raped as teens, but that would indeed be karmic justice in some cases.

After that incarnation, their subsequent trips as gay boys should provide a respite.Then we can see how they fare as Bangladeshi wives or prostitutes.

**jomama** · March 15th, 2019, 02:47 AM

I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

Estreeter · March 15th, 2019, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Uh Oh cannons to the right of me, cannons to the left of me. Boooom, Boooom.

Oh!, Ohhhhh!, there is so much blood , soooooo much blood. No, Nooooo,

Noooooo, where's Johnny's head, where's his

heeeeeeaddddd!!!

**trailmaster** · March 15th, 2019, 10:34 AM

"Don't judge a man unless you've walked a mile in his shoes"

I was walking on a trail in the Australian outback when I came upon a man who hailed me. When I got up to him he asked if we could trade shoes because his did not seem to fit. I compared my shoes to his and they were the same size, so we switched. He went his way and I continued on my trail, but after a mile my feet started to hurt. I took off the shoes and my feet were all bloody, and all of a sudden a snake burst out of each shoe. That damn buzzard. That man had snakes in his shoes!!

Estreeter · March 15th, 2019, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

"Don't judge a man unless you've walked a mile in his shoes"

OK

would you like my steel capped safety boots I wear at the brick factory

Nice they are

**trailmaster** · March 15th, 2019, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

OK

would you like my steel capped safety boots I wear at the brick factory

Nice they are

Sounds good, however, since you are a little guy they're probably too small for me and they are probably filthy with brick dust, and there just might be a snake in them!!

MaxJoker · March 15th, 2019, 05:10 PM

What if only the labels and stickers are made in China

**sandhunter** · March 15th, 2019, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Arturo2nd

I am going to pray that certain members get reincarnated as girls and get to enjoy American middle and high schools while they are subjected to the massive fluctuations and changes caused by female sex hormones. I can't really pray that they should be sexually molested as children or raped as teens, but that would indeed be karmic justice in some cases.

After that incarnation, their subsequent trips as gay boys should provide a respite.Then we can see how they fare as Bangladeshi wives or prostitutes.

For this to work they would have to know they were men in past lives

without knowing they would only know a woman or girls perspective .

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Originally Posted by SemiCrazedMember

What if only the labels and stickers are made in China

Yes what if ?????

**jomama** · March 15th, 2019, 11:57 PM

my tombstones going to read

my family drove me to my grave and the wife kicked me in

Estreeter · March 16th, 2019, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by sandhunter

What if ?????

What if surgeons gloves were made out of recycled used condoms

March 15th, 2019, 02:47 AM	#7252
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March 15th, 2019, 11:57 PM	#7259
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March 14th, 2019, 10:34 PM	#7251
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 152,062 Times in 8,946 Posts	I am going to pray that certain members get reincarnated as girls and get to enjoy American middle and high schools while they are subjected to the massive fluctuations and changes caused by female sex hormones. I can't really pray that they should be sexually molested as children or raped as teens, but that would indeed be karmic justice in some cases. After that incarnation, their subsequent trips as gay boys should provide a respite.Then we can see how they fare as Bangladeshi wives or prostitutes.

March 15th, 2019, 10:34 AM	#7254
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 60,046 Thanks: 1,330,630 Thanked 709,135 Times in 60,220 Posts	"Don't judge a man unless you've walked a mile in his shoes" I was walking on a trail in the Australian outback when I came upon a man who hailed me. When I got up to him he asked if we could trade shoes because his did not seem to fit. I compared my shoes to his and they were the same size, so we switched. He went his way and I continued on my trail, but after a mile my feet started to hurt. I took off the shoes and my feet were all bloody, and all of a sudden a snake burst out of each shoe. That damn buzzard. That man had snakes in his shoes!!