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Old August 15th, 2016, 09:31 AM   #11
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Did you know that Ken Dodd's dads' dog's dead..?
Tell me when I give a fuck

You think I should start exercising ?
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Old August 15th, 2016, 02:53 PM   #12
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What ? You think I'll do it got ya


Would anyone be so kind and loan me $5
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You think I should start exercising ?
Absolutely. Start developing more than your jaw muscles.
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Absolutely. Start developing more than your jaw muscles.
OK, as long as you show me the path to "Wank Club"
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Old August 15th, 2016, 05:38 PM   #15
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Tell me when I give a fuck

No disrespect intended but isn't that up to your wife??
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Old August 16th, 2016, 09:02 AM   #16
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Wouldn't consider myself as a smartass, more likely a lazy ass
but I do have my moments though...

Anyway, have this question, that tortures me already a couple of days, and I can't find an answer on it!

"Who the Trump is fuck?"


And where the brain did I leave my fuck???

Getting confused now!
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"Who the Trump is fuck?"
Vote for him and find out, I mean find out if you have a brain
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Vote for him and find out, I mean find out if you have a brain
The man from Oz has your brain.

Will this be the year a write in candidate becomes POTUS?
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Will this be the year a write in candidate becomes POTUS?
Hey Your location says
"My own little reality"

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Old August 16th, 2016, 03:05 PM   #20
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Vote for him and find out, I mean find out if you have a brain
And your vote will be?


Thank godness I'm not an US citizen, so I can't vote for him (can proof my German citizenship by birth certificate if need to ), nor that I would, even if I could. 'Cause that would mean that I don't have a brain at all...
(unfortunately no proof available in this case )



By the way wouldn't vote for her either!
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