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March 14th, 2019, 03:34 PM | #14371 |
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March 14th, 2019, 06:48 PM | #14372 |
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Honestly, my mate is just so unlucky. He's just told me his sex doll is pregnant.
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March 15th, 2019, 04:11 PM | #14373 |
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Chemistry teacher asked me to write a thousand word essay on Acid ,
Couldn't complete it though , Once my pen turned into a dancing Rhino and the room melted.
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March 15th, 2019, 10:13 PM | #14374 |
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Somebody walked up to me in the pub last night.
He said, "Do you remember a girl called Alison that you shagged in Ibiza in 1990?" I grinned and said, "Oh yeah, I think I do". He replied, "You must be my Dad then". |
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March 16th, 2019, 10:55 AM | #14375 |
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At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV. Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. "Great," said the teacher, "thats very important."
Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. "Well, that has to do with it too," said the teacher. Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, "Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education." "Yes it does," said Johnny it taught those Indians not to f..k with John Wayne." |
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March 16th, 2019, 10:58 AM | #14376 |
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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March 16th, 2019, 11:48 AM | #14377 |
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I shaved off My Girlfriend's eyebrows,She didn't seem surprised..
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March 16th, 2019, 03:16 PM | #14378 |
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What's the difference between a G-spot and a lost golf ball ? ,
Sometimes it`s possible to find a lost golf ball.
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March 17th, 2019, 03:38 PM | #14379 |
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March 18th, 2019, 01:34 PM | #14380 |
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Little girl gets lost in Tesco's and the security guard asks her "What's your mum like ?" ,
Little girl replies "Big black cocks and vodka whenever daddy is away".
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