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August 10th, 2017, 10:49 PM | #12601 |
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I recently got kissed by a man.
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You mean like at the end of "Blow Up"?
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I asked my GF if she fancies a Chicken Tikka Masala or a Chicken Tarka Masala. "What's a Tarka Masala?", she asked.
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I once went to a library and a whole shelf of fiction books fell on top of me. I lived to tell the tale.
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These are assuredly terrible...
Here's one: Q: What goes black white black white black white? A: A nun falling down a flight of stairs. ...credit to Woody Allen
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Q: What do a tornado and a divorce have in common?
A: Sure as shit, someone is loosing a house.
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I once told a group of women that I wasn't really a fully qualified cosmetic surgeon. You should have seen the looks on their faces.
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August 13th, 2017, 09:49 AM | #12610 |
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What's Dean Martin's favourite type of eel?
That's a moray. |
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